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Old 08-25-2007, 09:57 PM
neverforgetlol neverforgetlol is offline
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Default I love Saturday night (warning: omaha)

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha/8, $1.00 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($124.10)
Button ($23.45)
Hero ($127.25)
BB ($91.10)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $3</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $6.6</font>, Hero calls $3.60.

Flop: ($13.20) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets $9</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $30</font>, BB calls $21.

Turn: ($73.20) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $71.2</font>, BB calls $54.50 (All-In).

River: ($182.20) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $182.20

Results in white below:
BB has Qd 2d Jh 3c (High: two pair, jacks and sixes).
Hero has 6s Jd As Ac (High: full house, sixes full of jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $182.20
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:24 PM
LOL_BLK_PPL LOL_BLK_PPL is offline
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Default Re: I love Saturday night (warning: omaha)

Brag: threads like this confirm teh ghey's play poker too.

Beat: knew what was coming, still clicked, and replied.

Variance: OP may elect to go thru with his penis re-assignment surgery
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:25 PM
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Brag: threads like this confirm teh ghey's play poker too.

Beat: knew what was coming, still clicked, and replied.

Variance: OP may elect to go thru with his penis re-assignment surgery

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I actually got a letter from my clinic saying I need a pap smear. So I'm not sure which route I'm going to go.
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:27 PM
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LEVEL?
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:27 PM
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No, I actually got a letter about preventive care, and for some reason one of the things listed was to have a pap smear every 3 years. not a level. can provide evidence.
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:34 PM
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from what i understand, u may want to get them yearly, as thats what is customary in the states. (wifey jus said every 3 yrs def not enough)
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:38 PM
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from what i understand, u may want to get them yearly, as thats what is customary in the states. (wifey jus said every 3 yrs def not enough)

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it says every 3 years after consecutive normal results. only problem is I don't have a vagina. but that can be fixed.
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:40 PM
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ok can we talk about this hilarious hand instead of my invisible vagina
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:43 PM
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cardinal sin not admitting to a LEVEL when confronted with the allegations.
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:46 PM
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ok can we talk about this hilarious hand instead of my invisible vagina

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The invisible vagina is far more interesting...
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