Official ZeeJustin haiku thread

Fabian · #1 02-28-2006, 08:16 AM

I'll start with one I just wrote:

I play tournaments
Sometimes on the same table
6 more Sit-n-Go's

Have to go to class now, will try to write some more and post them when I get back.

Elevens · #2 02-28-2006, 08:20 AM

Don't bother.

Dave G. · #3 02-28-2006, 08:25 AM

I am Tourney King
Yes go to work my pretties
Crap, pwned by Dikshit

beenben · #4 02-28-2006, 08:28 AM

a stupid cheater
bragged and was slam-busted
grandma angry too

Shrug · #5 02-28-2006, 08:50 AM

I bore Zee's love child
Five extra heads scared me, but
Six accounts good now

Code 3 · #6 02-28-2006, 01:22 PM

I cheat at poker
with SIX HORSES a tourney
Dikshit took my cash

BassMasterK · #7 02-28-2006, 01:32 PM

I wished for a twin
Actually six of them
It was a bad wish

miajag · #8 02-28-2006, 01:37 PM

Maryland dropout
Makes Jayson Blair look honest
Should have stayed in school

DMBFan23 · #9 02-28-2006, 01:48 PM

I have so much cash
people hate on me; still though,
I am a douchebag

WackityWhiz · #10 02-28-2006, 01:54 PM

I am still better
than all the fish in the sea
cash will flow again

how about some good karma for ol' zee