How big of an idiot is my brother?

Papachubie · #1 08-21-2007, 08:17 PM

So, my brother met this chick (No, she's not worthy of pictures) during one of his many drunk-fests. Brings her home and he is about to rail her. Before the deed is done she says to him "I'm on the pill, but if I get pregnant I am keeping it." So, I take this as he wasn't "suiting up"

Long story, short; she gets pregnant.

Now I don't know about most of you, but I don't know if I could maintain a hard-on after hearing this. At the very minimum I would have tried for buttsex.

BTW, she was only 20, at a bar wasted, and come to find out, most of her single friends have kids less then a year old.

amplify · #2 08-21-2007, 08:20 PM

somewhat more of one than his brother is

edfurlong · #3 08-21-2007, 08:20 PM

Probably like a 1/100 chance it's his anyway.

Scorpion · #4 08-21-2007, 08:24 PM

Get a vasectomy.

selurah · #5 08-21-2007, 08:28 PM

There is no way you needed to make this thread to figure out how big of an idiot he is.

themandude · #6 08-21-2007, 08:47 PM

he's [censored]... Dam why doesn't he just keep condoms around if he's such a player... keep one in your wallet and in your night stand..

And you are right if I heard the girl say that I would go limp like a bowl of jelly.

daryn · #7 08-21-2007, 08:50 PM

paternity test.

selurah · #8 08-21-2007, 09:11 PM

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Yeah and this is obviously a must.

Montel Williams · #9 08-21-2007, 09:15 PM

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Papachubie,

Send me a PM with your and/or your brother's phone number and I will arrange to have my producer call to set up an appearance on my show.

Klompy · #10 08-21-2007, 09:30 PM

This gimmick should be used more often.

OP, I would be turned on by the prospects of condomless sex, condoms suck. I would also be getting a dna test to make sure it's actually mine at which point I'd suggest giving it up for adoption.