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02-27-2006, 03:58 PM
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Sorority Girls learn poker!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
So last night my good friend somehow got suckered into teaching a bunch of sorority girls (from a notorious sorority that will go unnamed) how to play poker. I wished him luck and told him that I'd help him bang his head against the wall when he got home. Here I present his sad story:
god, i told you that i was going to teach some sorority girls how to play poker right? it was awful. . . talk about stupid... its one thing to not know how to play poker its, another to not be able to understand what a blind is after 5 times explaining it and the stupid bitches, would just start talking amoungst themselves when i wasnt looking their direction, i just wanted to slap them sooo hard, because they would immediately ask me about what i had just explained and every time the action was on them they would ask what they could do. ITS PRETTY [censored] SIMPLE AND ANY TIME YOU HAVE AT MOST 3 OPTIONS!!!!! is that a hard concept??? check bet fold? i can understand not remembering what beats what, but holy crap the concept of no limt just made them completely brain dead from the complexity that inherently resides within it i shuddered to think what damage would be done to their precious little brain mass had i tried to introduce the concept of pot odds, or heaven forbid implied odds... jesus christ, it would be the first ever documented instance of multiple spontaneous combustion... perhaps the most entertaining part for me was when i tried to use a salt shaker as the "dealer button" this came after i had given them an actual description of what one really looked like, and literally about half the girls gave me blank stares, then one brave soul decides to ask the question that managed to capture the incredibly short attention spans of all the girls, " but why a salt shaker?" (she said this dead serious) i bust out laughing in her face and replied, "you know what a metaphor is? think of this as a metaphor for the 'dealer button'" and the peasents rejoiced! Let this be a warning to all. . . . . . . 
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02-27-2006, 04:05 PM
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Re: Sorority Girls learn poker!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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They sound like it would have been easy to convince them to change the game from real poker to strip poker... [/ QUOTE ] Bad Beat for my friend. . .I'll have to make sure he takes this line next time and see what results.
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02-27-2006, 04:11 PM
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Re: Sorority Girls learn poker!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
i cant believe this did not become an orgy. i dont really care one way or the other, but it just boggles my mind that it didn't.
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02-27-2006, 04:15 PM
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Re: Sorority Girls learn poker!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
a) you are an idiot for not going with him
b) your friend is an idiot for taking this seriously instead of trying to bang them c) you suck at bbv
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02-27-2006, 04:21 PM
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Re: Sorority Girls learn poker!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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So last night my gay friend somehow got suckered into teaching a bunch of sorority girls (from a notorious sorority that will go unnamed) how to play poker. My gay self wished him luck and told him that I'd help him bang these girls but I remembered we were gay . Here I present his gay, boring and sad story: god, i told you that i was going to teach some sorority girls how to play poker right? it was awful. . . talk about stupid... its one thing to not know how to play poker its, another to not be able to understand what a blind is after 5 times explaining it and the stupid bitches, would just start talking amoungst themselves when i wasnt looking their direction, i just wanted to slap them sooo hard, because they would immediately ask me about what i had just explained and every time the action was on them they would ask what they could do. ITS PRETTY [censored] SIMPLE AND ANY TIME YOU HAVE AT MOST 3 OPTIONS!!!!! is that a hard concept??? check bet fold? i can understand not remembering what beats what, but holy crap the concept of no limt just made them completely brain dead from the complexity that inherently resides within it i shuddered to think what damage would be done to their precious little brain mass had i tried to introduce the concept of pot odds, or heaven forbid implied odds... jesus christ, it would be the first ever documented instance of multiple spontaneous combustion... perhaps the most entertaining part for me was when i tried to use a salt shaker as the "dealer button" this came after i had given them an actual description of what one really looked like, and literally about half the girls gave me blank stares, then one brave soul decides to ask the question that managed to capture the incredibly short attention spans of all the girls, " but why a salt shaker?" (she said this dead serious) i bust out laughing in her face and replied, "you know what a metaphor is? think of this as a metaphor for the 'dealer button'" and the peasents rejoiced! Let this be a warning to all. . . . . . . [/ QUOTE ] FYP. I'm openminded ala seinfeld and your lifestyle choices are your choice. "not that there is anything wrong with it" but this story is a bad beat to the horny bastards who expect better when you use the words sorority girls in your title and there no sexual content in the post.
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