Jean "The Prince" Gaspard stories

Halfpoint · #1 08-15-2007, 04:55 AM

Stories please........

Heavens_Myst · #2 08-15-2007, 04:57 AM

Once upon a time, there was a man named Halfpoint. The lad wasn't quite a full point, nor no point. Thusly, his parents named him Halfpoint. He groweth upeth with no companions and endeth upeth killing his entire family and neighbors with an eggshell laced with poison.

The legend continued.

Halfpoint · #3 08-15-2007, 04:59 AM

How do you know Im a male? I could be a super hot broad with huge [censored].

Heavens_Myst · #4 08-15-2007, 05:01 AM

I dated your mom back in the day, we still keep in touch

Halfpoint · #5 08-15-2007, 05:02 AM

My mom has 14 STD's.......

Heavens_Myst · #6 08-15-2007, 05:17 AM

guess where she got them from

kemystery · #7 08-15-2007, 05:17 AM

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My mom has 14 STD's.......

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thats 13 more than I hope you get

Halfpoint · #8 08-15-2007, 05:18 AM

During tournament he is late coming back from break. I hear hooting and laughing from craps pit and look out of the fontana room toward the dice pit. I see Prince dancing around celebrating as normal bellagio patrons give him high 5's.

He finally comes back to the tournament 30 minutes late telling anyone who will listen that he "is on fire" and "one of legendary shooters in Vegas".

IMO entertaining individual to have in the game

Heavens_Myst · #9 08-15-2007, 05:20 AM

ya no one cares

Halfpoint · #10 08-15-2007, 05:31 AM

[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]you just owned yourself hehe