My last post in BBV (Serious)

ebepse · #1 08-14-2007, 10:35 PM

Ok first off, you probably want to know a little about me. I'm 38 and currently residing in Michigan. This is obviously a gimmick account; in reality I am a frequent poster in HSNL (and a very successful player).

The point of this account? Well, it all started when I first posted a beat in BBV (beats, brags, and variance). I was berated and made a fool out of and dismissed BBV as a forum of lowlife scums. I told another poster (he prefers that I don't mention his name) about it and some way or another a bet was proposed. Because of my serious nature, the friend believed that I wouldn't ever last in BBV. So, for 7.5k even money I wagered that I could become a respected member of the BBV community within 8 months or 2,000 posts, whatever comes first.

My plan of attack? For the first month or so I lurked. I was regretting the bet as I read through dozens of sick, horrible threads. But eventually I had the basic concept of BBV down. An appalling world of filthy bums, overused jokes, and generally a terrible forum. I still question why BBV is allowed to be on the most highly revered poker site, 2+2.

Yet, a bet was a bet and I thought I could win. I made up of stories that BBV would probably like and posted them in a half witted manner. The "beat i swallowed a diamond" thread? Staged. The "i wear thongs" thread? My son had an old pair of boxers and I noticed a hole in them, so I paid him to rip them further and let me use him to model them. I wasted much time on ridiculous "MSpaints." I don't understand. What the [censored] is the deal with them? Not a single one I had viewed in my time here I found funny. All of you MSPainters - You are jokes, wasting your time. You'll never go anywhere in life by making stupid F grade comics for a forum full of retards.

I know that some of you may be hurt, the "better" posters in BBV that I have apparently befriended. In my opinion you deserve it. You are a contamination to 2+2 with your moronic rants. (Yes, it is spelled with an "o" not an "a") It was helpful, although, because it helped me gain the popularity I needed to win the bet.

[censored], I can't believe I killed 2 valuable hours playing chess with Popeye. I suppose it was worth it, but perhaps I did not have to go that far. $7,500 is a decent amount of money.

No, I am not posting cliffnotes down here. If you are too [censored] lazy to read this, I don't care. I won my bet and I hopefully will never see any of you again.

-SPB

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