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(PhotoshopStory) The Truth of the Matter, Pt. 1: The One About my Door
been a while since i've done a photoshop story, and since i couldn't come up with a storyline for the already in progress stories, i decided to start another story. but about who? then i decided, who in the hell on BBV is more fascinating than me?!
it's with that in mind that i present to you the first part of my photoshop autobiography... The Truth of the Matter, Part 1: The One About My Door Most of you bastards don't believe any of my stories, so i figure it could be done more convincingly if i did it in picture form. The first of my potentially true, potentially false stories deals with the bedroom door of my apartment. The story goes that i had a bad series of sessions of poker and in a fit of rage ripped the door of the hinges and threw it in my pool. admittedly that's not ENTIRELY true. here's how it really happened.... it was a typical day when i got home from class, turned on BBV and noticed my arch-nemesis putting the finishing touches on a hudge brag for himself. gambler2k4 had just won 21k in the nightly 100k and cost me my title as the official gambler2k4 historian. understandably i was a little upset. i went into my closet, changed my clothes, and prepared to do what any normal person would do when a minor setback befalls them i was about to flip the switch when i realized i hadn't prepared the jihad correctly. allah would be mad at me. so i went and shaved, put on my people's traditional religious garb and began to recite verses from teh quran as my translator stood behind me. i then got on a plane and took part in the mecca pilgrimage and sent video tapes to the major news networks including fox, cnn and al jazeera. i then flew back completely prepared for what i had to do. and wouldn't you know it, the god damned switch wouldn't work. i then went to my door enraged, and ripped it off. not exactly sure what to do with it i went outside to the pool while i bunch of little kids were in it and that's how i lost my door...and got arrested for 792 violations of the Patriot Act. To Be Continued....(if i don't end up in Guantanamo) |
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Re: (PhotoshopStory) The Truth of the Matter, Pt. 1: The One About my
BTYS please post more.
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Re: (PhotoshopStory) The Truth of the Matter, Pt. 1: The One About my
didn't laugh, sry btys
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eff for effort
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eh, can't win em all i suppose
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needs more creativity btys
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Haters are such idiots, and they never have any clue why they're idiots.
Lol at getting on a plane. |
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Re: (PhotoshopStory) The Truth of the Matter, Pt. 1: The One About my
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Haters are such idiots, and they never have any clue why they're idiots. Lol at getting on a plane. [/ QUOTE ] Tell me more. |
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Why do Persians always have such high opinions of themselves? |
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F+
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