Beat: HPV #? carrier jumps me while drunk

[TPF]

A friend of mine who i had slept with protection a few times(stupid yes i know) decided to jump me while drunk and naked without protection for like LITERALLY 2-3 seconds. I figured she was about to grab a condom like usual then she just slips it on on me and i freaked out and told her to leave.

Beat: off to STD doctor to get tested
Brag: NONE
Variance: Rest of sex life possibly ruined.

I see this as an ultimate breach of trust and grounds for immediate termination of any relations or friendship.

I wanna throw the [censored] up.

[popeye18]

Everyone has hpv.

[tiger_hall]

once you were in you might as well just finish off and then get checked out afterwards

[tylerg]

wtf is the deal with HPV anyway...is it a new form of superaids?....what a cuntraggy [censored] move it is of her to jock ur [censored] rawdawg if shes holdin some funk in the trunk...id prolly umm kill her or somthin i guess

[popeye18]

"By age 50, at least 80 percent of women will have acquired genital HPV infection"

http://www.cdc.gov/std/HPV/STDFact-HPV.htm

calm down

[kmack]

Post pics please you silly STD seeker

[chadmack]

there is a vaccine for hpv now (for girls at least maybe guys too), how are people still contracting it?

[T.J. Combo]

It goes away after like 6 months.

It's like Chicken Pox, but nastier. Don't be a puss, it's not a big deal.

A lot of people aren't even contagious after the warts clear up.

[ChoicestHops]

I don't think guys can be tested for HPV. You won't know you have it until months or years from when you contracted it.

[Conspire]

Quit being a pansy, and just have fun while your young. Old age is for one thing and one thing only....REGRET