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08-07-2007, 02:34 PM
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Europe heightens threat levels!
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued "A Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose". Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Americans are still badass as always!!! 
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08-07-2007, 02:48 PM
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Re: Europe heightens threat levels!
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Your American "flag" only has 34 stars. Are you in favor of kicking 16 states out of the union? If so, which ones? [/ QUOTE ] Delaware ldo. I mean, have you ever MET someone from Delaware?
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08-07-2007, 02:54 PM
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Re: Europe heightens threat levels!
Here's my proposed list:
Oregon Idaho Montana Utah New Mexico North Dakota South Dakota Oklahoma Arkansas South Carolina West Virginia Delaware Rhode Island Vermont New Hampshire Alaska
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08-07-2007, 02:59 PM
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Re: Europe heightens threat levels!
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Here's my proposed list: FLORIDA [/ QUOTE ] FYP
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08-07-2007, 03:07 PM
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Re: Europe heightens threat levels!
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Your American "flag" only has 34 stars. Are you in favor of kicking 16 states out of the union? If so, which ones? [/ QUOTE ] Yes I am, all the midwestern states are worthless IMO. So lets start with.... Wyoming N. Dakota S. Dakota Utah Ohio Nebraska then lets move to... Maine N. Hampshire Alaska (WTF? way too cold) Missori (sp?) Idaho hhmmm then... god I hate the south... Georgia Alabama Tennesse West Virginia (bad state IMO) Oregan (bunch of hippies) Illinois (but keep Chicago)
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#7
08-07-2007, 03:17 PM
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Re: Europe heightens threat levels!
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Americans still have their head up their ass as always!!! [/ QUOTE ]  FYP
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#9
08-07-2007, 03:25 PM
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Re: Europe heightens threat levels!
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How do you kick out Georgia but keep Mississippi and Arkansas? Have your head examined. [/ QUOTE ]
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#10
08-07-2007, 03:26 PM
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Re: Europe heightens threat levels!
New American Flag with 5 stars:
Washington State Washington DC MD Maine New Mexico Kill all the rest.
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