Pure BALLA: My dinner date from last night:

[No Fizzle]

I knew tonight was going to be a special evening. I don’t know if it was the fresh late summer air, the sundress that showed off my lady friend’s aggressive boobage, or the Phil Collins CD I programmed on auto-skip, but I could feel it was coming in the air tonight. After borrowing JC Tran’s luckbox and storming my way to Victory Road in last night’s 5k donkament, I wanted nothing but the best for dinner tonight.

Lady is tow, I drove my pimped out ’67 Caddy to a little out of the way Mexican place. Opened the front door for her and the inside screamed pure elegance. I sat her down at a quiet corner table, kissed her lightly on the cheek and then proceeded to the front. I wanted everything to be perfect on this most BALLA of nights. I spoke in a calm, clear voice, and ordered:

One Grande Steak Quesadilla
One Beef Gordita Supreme
Two Grilled Chicken Taquitos w/ sour cream
One Nachos Bell Grande
One 7-layer burrito

We sipped on ice cold Cherry Pepsis and enjoyed cinnamon twists for dessert. Need I say I had her in the palm of my hand as we drove off into the night. And yes, I put my nuts in her mouth.

BBV4L Gorditas and Mamacitas Crew: HOLLA!

[bmwguy525]

I
LOVE
NO FIZZLE

[nutsflopper]

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HOLLA!

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[Georgia Avenue]

Clown upon said hoe at first opportunity. Nevertheless, well struck!

[bmwguy525]

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Clown upon said ho at first opportunity. Nevertheless, well struck!

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FYS

[Georgia Avenue]

zomg you are becoming more ooty by the minute! Someone get this man a box of wine STAT!

[wcsherry]

Well done sir.

[Franchise 60]

OP 4 Prez

[4_2_it]

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zomg you are becoming more ooty by the minute! Someone get this man a box of wine STAT!

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Damn, all I gots is a case of ripple..........

[RunyonAve]

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BMW
LOVES
TACO BELL

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