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Old 08-06-2007, 03:48 AM
kiwi kiwi is offline
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Default I\'m going to train homeless people to make a living playing golf

Pretty sure this will work - major barrier to people succeeding at golf is having the time to practice, and teh homeless will not have this problem ldo. Also a lot of homeless people stink a lot, and are ostracised as a result - in an outdoor pursuit such as golf, this problem will not occur, giving them new-found confidence and enhancing their life-skills. Finally, the sponsors will cloth, feed, and even house them for the four days of each tournament, thus actually addressing some of the core issues of homelessness BEFORE they have become good enough to win a major.

Sorry if this has been suggested before, it just occurred to me.








Also the homeless wouldn't suck as bad as I do on the front 9.
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Old 08-06-2007, 03:54 AM
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Old 08-06-2007, 03:56 AM
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Default Re: I\'m going to train homeless people to make a living playing golf

I think training them to fight for money on video is the only good option.
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Old 08-06-2007, 04:09 AM
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Default Re: I\'m going to train homeless people to make a living playing golf

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I think training them to fight for money on video is the only good option.

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if fox starting airing "homeless death match" no one would be surprised and they'd make billions
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Old 08-06-2007, 04:19 AM
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Default Re: I\'m going to train homeless people to make a living playing golf

lmao at the asian slaves
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Old 08-06-2007, 04:21 AM
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Default Re: I\'m going to train homeless people to make a living playing golf

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I think training them to fight for money on video is the only good option.

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A+
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Old 08-06-2007, 05:58 AM
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Default Re: I\'m going to train homeless people to make a living playing golf

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I think training them to fight for money on video is the only good option.

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you could call it bum fights or sommit. just throwing ideas out.
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Old 08-06-2007, 06:12 AM
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Default Re: I\'m going to train homeless people to make a living playing golf

this thread. i support it.
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