Brag: Harrassing UB is +EV

[Jeffrey Dahmer]

Long story short, UB took way too long to send my last few hundred I took out via epassporte and they sent me $10 free cause I said "I know you are in Costa Rica", they instantly sent me $10 free, after me threatening them. They deserved it cause they lied about 50 times prior to this convo. Anyway, 40 minutes at 10NL and I'm at $16 This is after losing to runner runner flush and AA all-in pre-flop to 99.
Actually now I am at $12 cause I under-estimated these 10NL guys.

[Jeffrey Dahmer]

Hand #44594036-28322 at North Little Rock (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 03/Aug/07 23:40:00

lordofmuffins is at seat 2 with $3.36.
rzob17 is at seat 3 with $5.09.
sngskillme is at seat 4 with $1.80.
hoodwink180 is at seat 5 with $4.19.
The button is at seat 5.

lordofmuffins posts the small blind of $.05.
rzob17 posts the big blind of $.10.

lordofmuffins: -- --
rzob17: -- --
sngskillme: Ac Ad
hoodwink180: -- --

Pre-flop:

sngskillme raises to $.35. hoodwink180 folds.
lordofmuffins re-raises to $.85. rzob17 calls.
sngskillme goes all-in for $1.80. lordofmuffins
calls. rzob17 folds.

Flop (board: 9s Jd Qc):

(no action in this round)


Turn (board: 9s Jd Qc 5h):

(no action in this round)


River (board: 9s Jd Qc 5h 8d):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

sngskillme shows Ac Ad.
sngskillme has Ac Ad 9s Jd Qc: a pair of aces.
lordofmuffins shows Td Th.
lordofmuffins has Td 9s Jd Qc 8d: straight, queen high.


Hand #44594036-28322 Summary:

$.22 is raked from a pot of $4.45.
lordofmuffins wins $4.23 with straight, queen high.

[ShipitFMA]

wtf is this, seriously, all on red and let it ride

make it BBV worthy yo

[apefish]

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[Speedlimits]

seriously lol. this is the same kid that was hating on lil hold em.

[aislephive]

This must be a gimmick account, nobody can be this pathetic.

[Jeffrey Dahmer]

[ QUOTE ]
seriously lol. this is the same kid that was hating on lil hold em.

[/ QUOTE ]

Free screw around money...

[The Icon]

horrible

[Jeffrey Dahmer]

Getting Hand History Information...
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Hand #44594036-28356 at North Little Rock (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 04/Aug/07 00:02:31

Reverand Rob is at seat 1 with $19.39.
lordofmuffins is at seat 2 with $7.55.
sngskillme is at seat 4 with $1.89.
hoodwink180 is at seat 5 with $2.48.
The button is at seat 1.

lordofmuffins posts the small blind of $.05.
sngskillme posts the big blind of $.10.

Reverand Rob: -- --
lordofmuffins: -- --
sngskillme: Qc As
hoodwink180: -- --

Pre-flop:

hoodwink180 folds. Reverand Rob raises to $.35.
lordofmuffins folds. sngskillme calls.

Flop (board: Ts 2h Ad):

sngskillme checks. Reverand Rob bets $.75.
sngskillme goes all-in for $1.54. Reverand Rob calls.


Turn (board: Ts 2h Ad 9d):

(no action in this round)


River (board: Ts 2h Ad 9d 9s):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

sngskillme shows Qc As.
sngskillme has Qc As Ad 9d 9s: two pair, aces and nines.
Reverand Rob shows 9h Ah.
Reverand Rob has 9h Ah Ad 9d 9s: full house, nines full of aces.


Hand #44594036-28356 Summary:

$.19 is raked from a pot of $3.83.
Reverand Rob wins $3.64 with full house, nines full of aces.

[Jeffrey Dahmer]

Last update for the night on this mission to whatever

$17.64 so that's like $7 an hour, minimum wage yo