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Old 08-03-2007, 11:09 PM
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I live in rural virginia. I live a little bit outside of lexington, where VMI and Washington & Lee are both located, two small schools. I really like it here, the people are all right, my dog [censored] in other people's yards and they laugh, the Appalachian trail is within 5 miles or so and we get through hikers here pretty often.

Most days at about 6:30 I go walk my dog about 3 miles to the park on the other side of town and down the riverwalk, which is just a path along the flood barrier from the Maury river.

Today I decided to listen to this album of Jamiroquai singles I just downloaded. I happened to be listening to Alright at the time.

[ QUOTE ]
Yeah hey
Alright (right now)
We'll spend the night together
Wake up and live forever


[/ QUOTE ]

And this 6 year old girl in a bikini ran up to and flashed me. [censored]
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Old 08-03-2007, 11:16 PM
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Old 08-03-2007, 11:45 PM
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pervert
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Old 08-03-2007, 11:57 PM
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were her nipples hard? Nipple description please
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Old 08-04-2007, 12:14 AM
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did your [censored] look extra big in her little mouth... oh yeah... can barely jam it in there minibitch oooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.... (no ban)
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Old 08-04-2007, 12:26 AM
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did your [censored] look extra big in her little mouth... oh yeah... can barely jam it in there minibitch oooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.... (no ban)

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Oh man I literally laughed out loud at this. Minibitch=gold
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Old 08-04-2007, 12:30 AM
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did your [censored] look extra big in her little mouth... oh yeah... can barely jam it in there minibitch oooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.... (no ban)

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Oh man I literally laughed out loud at this. Minibitch=gold

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yes this was good.
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Old 08-04-2007, 01:38 AM
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did your [censored] look extra big in her little mouth... oh yeah... can barely jam it in there minibitch oooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.... (no ban)

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MORE MSPAINTS
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Old 08-04-2007, 02:02 AM
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wait, so you were listening to those exact lyrics about spending the rest of your life w/ someone, and at that exact same instant, while those meaningful lyrics were playing, a 6 y.o. flashes you?

that is so obviously a sign

a sign that you're a pervert

muhahahaha
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Old 08-04-2007, 02:10 AM
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wait, so you were listening to those exact lyrics about spending the rest of your life w/ someone, and at that exact same instant, while those meaningful lyrics were playing, a 6 y.o. flashes you?

that is so obviously a sign

a sign that you're a pervert

muhahahaha

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yeah it's [censored]. The two old retarded people that were riding their motorized wheelchairs around town like maniacs was the first sign. I should have [censored] known the day was just going to be [censored] up from then on.
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