I WANT TO SEE THAT HAND LOL

[SNOWBALL]

6/12 lhe

I raise a loose EP limper with QJhh
3 extra callers

5 players see a flop of AhKh4x OMG EQUITYTOWN
I bet everyone folds except EP
turn 7h SHIP SHIP SHIP
I get CR and 3 bet hahahahahaha
river 7x
He leads, I raise. He 3 bets, I call NONONONONO NOT COOL PLZ HAVE WORSE FLUSH
He shows A7 for a rivered boat. HYACHCHCHACHAHY!

I muck. this hideous asian guy with ann almost completely square head says "I want to see that hand!"
Dealer is FAST and manages to protect muck before I can muck them irretrievable. PLAN B!
I grab one of my cards, get up from the table, and try to tear it, but cannot. Instead, I just shove it in my mouth. The dealer and the table are so shocked that the dealer doesn't bother to try and flip over my other card.

BRAG: No penalty
Beat:3 bets with 92% equity on 4th no good
Variance: Possibly contracted multiple diseases/viruses

[tereg]

[ QUOTE ]
I muck. this hideous asian guy with ann almost completely square head says "I want to see that hand!"
Dealer is FAST and manages to protect muck before I can muck them irretrievable. PLAN B!
I grab one of my cards, get up from the table, and try to tear it, but cannot. Instead, I just shove it in my mouth. The dealer and the table are so shocked that the dealer doesn't bother to try and flip over my other card.

[/ QUOTE ]

Oh, sure, that's perfectly normal.

[SNOWBALL]

SHUT UP OR I'LL PUT YOU IN MY MOUTH TOO

[Georgia Avenue]

hahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahha
oooooomg hahahahahaahhlololzolzolzol

Any who's played live knows this feeling.

OMG perfect.

Also, I hope you brushed your teeth after ldo.

[Heavens_Myst]

A+, i lol'd when u stuffed it in ur mouth, LOL

[SNOWBALL]

lol the floor came over after the hand and was asking what happened. The whole table was saying that I ate a card. The floor doesn't really believe them, and he asks me "did you eat a card???"
I shake my head no, because I can't swallow the damn thing.
I must have played like 3 hands with that card in my mouth afterwards before I tried to covertly spit it out.

[tereg]

[ QUOTE ]
lol the floor came over after the hand and was asking what happened. The whole table was saying that I ate a card. The floor doesn't really believe them, and he asks me "did you eat a card???"
I shake my head no, because I can't swallow the damn thing.
I must have played like 3 hands with that card in my mouth afterwards before I tried to covertly spit it out.

[/ QUOTE ]

Seriously, no leveling, this is top notch. This thread has made my morning. I'm laughing so hard at this.

[bmwguy525]

[x]I grab one of my cards, get up from the table, and try to tear it, but cannot. Instead, I just shove it in my mouth.

[Mrage]

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[x]I grab one of my cards, get up from the table, and try to tear it, but cannot. Instead, I just shove it in my mouth.

[/ QUOTE ]lol yeah this definitely makes the checklist

A+

[jungy121]

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SHUT UP OR I'LL PUT YOU IN MY MOUTH TOO

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lol