Harry PLOLtter Spoilers

[samsdmf]

So, I aint read this (kidz book BBV) But anyone whos 'friend did' tell me what happened so I can drop it into conversation with people and ruin there existence

[bmwguy525]

Harry Plopper

LOL

go simpsons

SPSPDWASPD

[Zagga]

Cliff notes: Harry dies, then lives again, ten voldemort dies. THE END.

Ow and they all [censored] so much 19 years later they have a frikking lot of kids. Doing calculations Harry potter becomes a dad at the age of 20-25 lol.

Varience: Hermoiny possibly got raped. at a certain point she is left alone in a room full of evil guys and 1 evil girl and they hear here scream. Implied is the evil girl uses uses some spell that hurts alot on her, anbyone with a tiny brain knows what really happens when a 17 year old girl is left alone in a room full of evil guys...

EDIT:
ow the people that die are:
fred weasly
madeye moody
lupin
tonks
Harry's owl
Hermoiny's virginity

[samsdmf]

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Hermoiny's virginity

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Thats way hot

[samsdmf]

But I already took it lololol wuditdobbv

[CaptainRocknRoll]

Severus Snape turns out to be a good guy, was in love with Harry's mum or something....so harry names one of his Son's after him, well, he names him Albus Severus Potter....ghey indeed.

[Bigka79]

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Harry Plopper

LOL

go simpsons

SPSPDWASPD

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