How Would You Use THE FORCE at a casino?

skitzo444 · #1 07-26-2007, 11:23 AM

If you were a Jedi, how would you use the force at the casino?

I would play craps and make the dice land on whatever I wanted.

I would probably use my jedi mind powers at poker to know what people are holding.

And maybe use the force to rip the cocktail waitress clothes off from across the room.

Others?

cynic757 · #2 07-26-2007, 11:24 AM

wtf

Limesparks · #3 07-26-2007, 11:24 AM

i would erase my mind after reading this thread

lyncks2002 · #4 07-26-2007, 11:28 AM

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skitzo444 · #5 07-26-2007, 11:29 AM

Hey which avatar would win in a fight, your triceratops or my
Giganotosaurus?

lyncks2002 · #6 07-26-2007, 11:30 AM

my pigeon would shoot down your omgsaurus/raptors

4_2_it · #7 07-26-2007, 11:45 AM

I'd be too busy making 'suggestions' to Jessica, fluffpop and Keira. Visiting a casino and rigging the games would be very far down my list.

alexDJI · #8 07-26-2007, 11:45 AM

make opponent bet all but 1 chip, then re-raise all-in and make him fold and then show 72o for an amazing river bluff. Opponnent would obv have had quads.

diebitter · #9 07-26-2007, 11:52 AM

reverse martingale a dollar to a gagillion bucks at the roulette table ldo.

Passaman · #10 07-26-2007, 11:55 AM

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QFT
The Force is obv. most +EV at the roulette table. Of course Jedi mind tricks at poker work well too: "That's not the flop you're looking for."