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Old 07-26-2007, 09:29 AM
MetalSpork MetalSpork is offline
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I dont want to moan or gloat about anything, so this will prob get banned or whatever happens to pointless posts, but i found them quite funny, and im hardly takin up any space so i thought id share my last hour of SnGs:

PokerStars Game #11142199456: Tournament #56517370, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/26 - 07:48:42 (ET)
Table '56517370 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: metalspork (1255 in chips)
Seat 2: TitusAdduxas (1320 in chips)
Seat 4: south2 (3730 in chips)
Seat 5: zcUKT (4025 in chips)
Seat 9: DragonBenoni (3170 in chips)
metalspork: posts small blind 25
TitusAdduxas: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to metalspork [Qd Qc]
south2: calls 50
zcUKT: calls 50
DragonBenoni: calls 50
metalspork: raises 300 to 350
TitusAdduxas: folds
south2: folds
zcUKT: raises 3675 to 4025 and is all-in
DragonBenoni: folds
metalspork: calls 905 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ts Tc 3h]
*** TURN *** [Ts Tc 3h] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [Ts Tc 3h 2s] [5s]
TitusAdduxas said, "woweeeeee"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
metalspork: shows [Qd Qc] (two pair, Queens and Tens)
zcUKT: shows [Td Th] (four of a kind, Tens)
zcUKT collected 2660 from pot
zcUKT said, "lols."
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2660 | Rake 0
Board [Ts Tc 3h 2s 5s]
Seat 1: metalspork (small blind) showed [Qd Qc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 2: TitusAdduxas (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: south2 folded before Flop
Seat 5: zcUKT showed [Td Th] and won (2660) with four of a kind, Tens
Seat 9: DragonBenoni (button) folded before Flop


PokerStars Game #11142114042: Tournament #56516593, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/07/26 - 07:36:15 (ET)
Table '56516593 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: metalspork (1055 in chips)
Seat 5: Hathi (5245 in chips)
Seat 6: Krabby 1964 (4390 in chips)
Seat 7: marikou87 (2810 in chips)
Hathi: posts small blind 50
Krabby 1964: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to metalspork [8c 8s]
marikou87: calls 100
metalspork: raises 955 to 1055 and is all-in
Hathi: folds
Krabby 1964: folds
marikou87: calls 955
*** FLOP *** [Qc Jc 8h]
*** TURN *** [Qc Jc 8h] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Qc Jc 8h 4s] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
marikou87: shows [Tc Kc] (a straight flush, Nine to King)
metalspork: shows [8c 8s] (three of a kind, Eights)
marikou87 collected 2260 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2260 | Rake 0
Board [Qc Jc 8h 4s 9c]
Seat 4: metalspork (button) showed [8c 8s] and lost with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 5: Hathi (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Krabby 1964 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: marikou87 showed [Tc Kc] and won (2260) with a straight flush, Nine to King


PokerStars Game #11142314907: Tournament #56517424, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit
- Level V (75/150) - 2007/07/26 - 08:05:11 (ET)
Table '56517424 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: metalspork (995 in chips)
Seat 2: LIVZ1973 (435 in chips)
Seat 3: Kaspa233 (1770 in chips)
Seat 7: mr_defoe (4470 in chips)
Seat 8: DragonBenoni (2870 in chips)
Seat 9: STE195 (2960 in chips)
LIVZ1973: posts small blind 75
Kaspa233: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to metalspork [Kh Ah]
mr_defoe: folds
DragonBenoni: folds
STE195: calls 150
metalspork: raises 845 to 995 and is all-in
LIVZ1973: folds
Kaspa233: folds
STE195: calls 845
*** FLOP *** [Qc Qh Qs]
*** TURN *** [Qc Qh Qs] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [Qc Qh Qs 3h] [Jc]
metalspork said, " olol"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
STE195: shows [3s As] (a full house, Queens full of Threes)
metalspork: shows [Kh Ah] (three of a kind, Queens)
STE195 collected 2215 from pot
Kaspa233 said, "what a suckout"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2215 | Rake 0
Board [Qc Qh Qs 3h Jc]
Seat 1: metalspork (button) showed [Kh Ah] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: LIVZ1973 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Kaspa233 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: mr_defoe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: DragonBenoni folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: STE195 showed [3s As] and won (2215) with a full house, Queens full of Threes

PokerStars Game #11141749675: Tournament #56515305, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/26 - 06:38:29 (ET)
Table '56515305 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: skat1e77 (1805 in chips)
Seat 3: metalspork (1455 in chips)
Seat 4: Yeoman_Stend (1990 in chips)
Seat 5: Kreis4Cop (2960 in chips)
Seat 6: nathpumps (800 in chips)
Seat 7: Mongoinc (1170 in chips)
Seat 8: Luccy73 (1280 in chips)
Seat 9: FinaFastfood (2040 in chips)
Luccy73: posts small blind 15
FinaFastfood: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to metalspork [Qh Qc]
skat1e77: folds
metalspork: raises 60 to 90
Yeoman_Stend: folds
Kreis4Cop: folds
nathpumps: raises 150 to 240
Mongoinc: folds
Luccy73: folds
Luccy73 is sitting out
FinaFastfood: folds
metalspork: raises 1215 to 1455 and is all-in
nathpumps: calls 560 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [4s Ac Jh]
*** TURN *** [4s Ac Jh] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [4s Ac Jh 8s] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
metalspork: shows [Qh Qc] (a pair of Queens)
nathpumps: shows [Ks 8d] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
nathpumps collected 1645 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1645 | Rake 0
Board [4s Ac Jh 8s Kc]
Seat 2: skat1e77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: metalspork showed [Qh Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: Yeoman_Stend folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Kreis4Cop folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: nathpumps showed [Ks 8d] and won (1645) with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 7: Mongoinc (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Luccy73 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: FinaFastfood (big blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #11142499967: Tournament #56518230, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/07/26 - 08:30:28 (ET)
Table '56518230 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: timameye (6225 in chips)
Seat 2: Jacobs.S (4460 in chips)
Seat 7: PlayingRags (1920 in chips)
Seat 8: metalspork (895 in chips)
Jacobs.S: posts small blind 75
PlayingRags: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to metalspork [Kd Kh]
metalspork: raises 745 to 895 and is all-in
timameye: folds
Jacobs.S: calls 820
PlayingRags: folds
*** FLOP *** [4c Qh 3s]
*** TURN *** [4c Qh 3s] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [4c Qh 3s 3c] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Jacobs.S: shows [Tc Ts] (a full house, Tens full of Threes)
metalspork: shows [Kd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Threes)
Jacobs.S collected 1940 from pot
Jacobs.S said, "sorry gg"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1940 | Rake 0
Board [4c Qh 3s 3c Th]
Seat 1: timameye (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Jacobs.S (small blind) showed [Tc Ts] and won (1940) with a full house, Tens full of Threes
Seat 7: PlayingRags (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: metalspork showed [Kd Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Threes

Oh, n Tuesday night was a cracker:

PokerStars Game #11119905845: Tournament #56378004, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (1500/3000) - 2007/07/24 - 22:56:07 (ET)
Table '56378004 13' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 5: justwinbaby8 (94072 in chips)
Seat 7: Chessskid (77280 in chips)
Seat 9: metalspork (98648 in chips)
justwinbaby8: posts the ante 300
Chessskid: posts the ante 300
metalspork: posts the ante 300
metalspork: posts small blind 1500
justwinbaby8: posts big blind 3000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to metalspork [Ah Ac]
Chessskid: folds
metalspork: raises 6000 to 9000
justwinbaby8: calls 6000
*** FLOP *** [4s Jh Kh]
metalspork: checks
justwinbaby8: bets 84772 and is all-in
metalspork: calls 84772
Chessskid said, "haah"
*** TURN *** [4s Jh Kh] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [4s Jh Kh Qh] [4d]
Chessskid said, "o"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
metalspork: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
justwinbaby8: shows [Qd Qc] (a full house, Queens full of Fours)
metalspork said, "lol"
justwinbaby8 collected 188444 from pot
Chessskid said, "this is good"
Chessskid said, "i dont mind"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 188444 | Rake 0
Board [4s Jh Kh Qh 4d]
Seat 5: justwinbaby8 (big blind) showed [Qd Qc] and won (188444) with a full house, Queens full of Fours
Seat 7: Chessskid (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: metalspork (small blind) showed [Ah Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fours

I already posted this last one somewhere, before someone points it out, but i wanted to include it. The rest was just an hour of silly bubbling etc etc
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:40 AM
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Default Re: Thursday

Chessskid said, "haah"
Chessskid said, "o"
Chessskid said, "this is good"
Chessskid said, "i dont mind"
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:56 AM
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Default Re: Thursday

pretty brutal.

You should consider running good for a while?
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Old 07-26-2007, 10:30 AM
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1 - Seat 1: metalspork (small blind) showed [Qd Qc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Tens

you got it AI pre as 4:1 favorite, nothing you can do

2 - Seat 4: metalspork (button) showed [8c 8s] and lost with three of a kind, Eights

50/50 when the money went in...you lost a coinflip

3 - STE195: shows [3s As] (a full house, Queens full of Threes)
metalspork: shows [Kh Ah] (three of a kind, Queens)

sick turn card, that one's pretty brutal

4 - metalspork: raises 60 to 90
Yeoman_Stend: folds
Kreis4Cop: folds
nathpumps: raises 150 to 240
Mongoinc: folds
Luccy73: folds
Luccy73 is sitting out
FinaFastfood: folds
metalspork: raises 1215 to 1455 and is all-in

pre results-oriented thinking, you could flat call the 24o and play a big pot if no Ace or King flops

5 - Jacobs.S: shows [Tc Ts] (a full house, Tens full of Threes)
metalspork: shows [Kd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Threes)


same as example #1

6 - metalspork: checks
justwinbaby8: bets 84772 and is all-in
metalspork: calls 84772

way ahead when the money went in...sick turn card


these hans will hold....keep grinding and start running good
GL
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Old 07-26-2007, 11:00 AM
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Default Re: Thursday

LOL thanks, but again, I wasnt whining about beats, i jus wanted to put em up. I havent been angry about a bad beat in weeks, its when i get my money in behind that i get angry, QQ vs KK etc. If you have the correct bankroll, there is no reason i can think of that anyone would get angry over their opponents simply drawing out on you. Keep it long term baby!
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Old 07-26-2007, 11:09 AM
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Oh n your "No. 4", was folded round to me, so was HU, and he was a complete idiot (hence the K8o, and the K5o he went out with 5-10 hands later), and didnt have many chips left. I coulda played a big pot if no A or K flops...? Well it wasnt getting any bigger! But ty for reply sir
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Old 07-26-2007, 11:19 AM
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first donkament bad beat thread i have actually read where op has played (mostly) correctly. Normally donkament beats are losing a 60 40 - these deliver
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Old 07-26-2007, 11:58 AM
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Default Re: Thursday

tl;dr

note: use a hand converter
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Old 07-26-2007, 12:58 PM
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what?
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:38 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
Chessskid said, "haah"
Chessskid said, "o"
Chessskid said, "this is good"
Chessskid said, "i dont mind"

[/ QUOTE ]
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