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Old 07-25-2007, 02:34 PM
marty_palin marty_palin is offline
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Default TAKE THAT YOU SLOWROLLING BASTARDO

PASS THE SUGARRRR!!
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PokerStars Game #11128811749: Tournament #56448064, $3.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/07/25 - 14:21:43 (ET)
Table '56448064 3' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Rizzo3469 (5540 in chips)
Seat 2: luzi77666 (1505 in chips)
Seat 3: rickrolled (4275 in chips)
Seat 4: Norberts45 (1815 in chips)
Seat 6: Der Patient (3415 in chips)
luzi77666: posts small blind 75
rickrolled: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to rickrolled [Ad Th]
Norberts45: folds
Der Patient: calls 150
Rizzo3469: folds
luzi77666: raises 150 to 300
rickrolled: calls 150
Der Patient: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [As Tc Ks]
luzi77666: checks
rickrolled: bets 900
777meisters is connected
rastalainen is connected
Titch Beaton is connected
Der Patient: calls 900
Jolle226 is connected
luzi77666: folds
*** TURN *** [As Tc Ks] [7h]
rickrolled: bets 3075 and is all-in
TAKES ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD
Der Patient: calls 2215 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [As Tc Ks 7h] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
rickrolled: shows [Ad Th] (a full house, Aces full of Tens)
Der Patient: shows [Qd Jc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
rickrolled collected 7130 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7130 | Rake 0
Board [As Tc Ks 7h Ac]
Seat 1: Rizzo3469 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: luzi77666 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: rickrolled (big blind) showed [Ad Th] and won (7130) with a full house, Aces full of Tens
Seat 4: Norberts45 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Der Patient showed [Qd Jc] and lost with a straight, Ten to Ace
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Old 07-25-2007, 02:34 PM
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Default Re: TAKE THAT YOU SLOWROLLING BASTARDO

lol donkaments
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Old 07-25-2007, 02:35 PM
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Default Re: TAKE THAT YOU SLOWROLLING BASTARDO

$3.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit
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Old 07-25-2007, 02:42 PM
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Default Re: TAKE THAT YOU SLOWROLLING BASTARDO

My favorite "Take that you slowrolling bastard hand" was this one in 400 NL (~1-1.5 yrs ago):

I have QQ on the BTN, one limper, I make it $14, limper calls.

Flop is Q77 (jackpot!!)

He checks, I bet $25, he thinks for a long time and eventually calls.

Turn is Q (jackpot ^2)

He checks, I bet $55, he thinks for even longer, then types "ugh... got a Q?" and then calls.

River is a 2.

I figure the guy's got a 7 and isn't folding so I just shove for like $350 more or whatever. His chat

"..."
"you really have the Q don't you"
"AQ?"
"you lucky fish"
"alright, i guess i have to call you"
"haha"
"owned bitch"
"thanks for the monies!!"

calls with 77.

I type "yw"

He insta-leaves.
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Old 07-25-2007, 02:42 PM
marty_palin marty_palin is offline
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Default Re: TAKE THAT YOU SLOWROLLING BASTARDO

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$3.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit

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wow, i dont use poker as my main income

what a bastard I am
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Old 07-25-2007, 02:45 PM
Quagmyer Quagmyer is offline
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Default Re: TAKE THAT YOU SLOWROLLING BASTARDO

welcome to BBV
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Old 07-25-2007, 02:47 PM
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Default Re: TAKE THAT YOU SLOWROLLING BASTARDO

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$3.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit

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This is one of the top aba haters too right? lmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaoooooooo
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Old 07-25-2007, 02:48 PM
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Default Re: TAKE THAT YOU SLOWROLLING BASTARDO

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welcome to BBV

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do you like getting owned? I was reged before you pal
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:04 PM
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Default Re: TAKE THAT YOU SLOWROLLING BASTARDO

way to get it in behind fish
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:06 PM
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Default Re: TAKE THAT YOU SLOWROLLING BASTARDO

[ QUOTE ]
My favorite "Take that you slowrolling bastard hand" was this one in 400 NL (~1-1.5 yrs ago):

I have QQ on the BTN, one limper, I make it $14, limper calls.

Flop is Q77 (jackpot!!)

He checks, I bet $25, he thinks for a long time and eventually calls.

Turn is Q (jackpot ^2)

He checks, I bet $55, he thinks for even longer, then types "ugh... got a Q?" and then calls.

River is a 2.

I figure the guy's got a 7 and isn't folding so I just shove for like $350 more or whatever. His chat

"..."
"you really have the Q don't you"
"AQ?"
"you lucky fish"
"alright, i guess i have to call you"
"haha"
"owned bitch"
"thanks for the monies!!"

calls with 77.

I type "yw"

He insta-leaves.

[/ QUOTE ]

lolol
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