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Old 07-25-2007, 10:11 AM
Pooter Pooter is offline
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Default Poker beat Non-poker brag

Just clocked 100k hands since getting PO, and im just about breaking even at 25nl 50nl.

Beat: being a break even micro muppet.

Beat: Poker Office

Now the only thing I can brag about, heres my list of hookers I've done since my birthday in may.

Brag: I live in Thailand

Brag: Theyre all hookers (I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Thai Hookers)

1, ill

2, mon

3, big bow

4, Nam

5, Toilet girl

6, officer naughty

7, nutcase

8, stkinky puss

9, weird one

10, JP Scratcher

11, Ants bird

12, Fit skin/ scar on arm

13, Monda

14, preformane Mon

15, Insomnia fit skin

16, Noc from marin 1

17, Tattoed Pisser

18, Defan Dumb one

19, Ginger Bulliram

20, Lek bulliram

21, Afro

22, The one from the night with markie.

23, rot, stretch marked beauty.

24, insomnia scratcher

25, Ann, sexy crack head

26, Lucy lou,

27, Half chap jap

I'm always to drunk to remeber theyre names and dont bother asking in the morning, whats the point?? Would like to add some pics if i can work out how to do it, and if requested by BBV.
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:12 AM
plzleenowhammy plzleenowhammy is offline
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dude.. post pix immediately
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:21 AM
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Wow you're so awesome you have to pay for sex. That's amazing.
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:27 AM
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Brag: I have had better sex more often than you since May.
Brag: I did not have to pay for it.
Brag: I will not get AIDS from it.
Brag: I live in a real country.
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:34 AM
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Default Re: Poker beat Non-poker brag

i want pics of the thai afro girl
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:37 AM
NoPoHustler NoPoHustler is offline
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Default Re: Poker beat Non-poker brag

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Brag: I have had better sex more often than you since May.
Brag: I did have to pay for it. See #3
Brag: I have already gotten AIDS from it.
Brag: I wish I lived in a real country.

[/ QUOTE ]
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:41 AM
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Yes I must admit I should have done alot more but ive been busy trying to get to 100k hands so havnt had much time for the hookers, Wouldnt say i was amazing just an ugly donk making hay while the sun shines. More power to ya if you take the time and effort talking to women to get them into bed, not my idea of fun though.
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:45 AM
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have fun when your wiener falls off after glowing an enchanting green
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:45 AM
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HAHAHAHAH HOLY CRAP THE NAMES

This post is so awesome.

"Ants bird" lol wtf
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:46 AM
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Yes I must admit I should have done alot more but ive been busy trying to get to 100k hands so havnt had much time for the hookers, Wouldnt say i was amazing just an ugly donk making hay while the sun shines. More power to ya if you take the time and effort talking to women to get them into bed, not my idea of fun though.

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LOL gold.
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