myspace pimps plz help

[Sweet James]

Girl I'm chatting with:

Please analyze and advise what my play should be:

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From: mysterywoman
Date: Jul 21, 2007 8:58 PM


tell me what my new headline means ... i'll love you forever [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] hehe

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From: bigjames
Date: Jul 22, 2007 10:44 AM


"love me even though I'm a weirdo" ???


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From: M
Date: Jul 22, 2007 1:43 PM


haha you are so right!! haha love it!

From: B
Date: Jul 22, 2007 12:24 PM


Hehe, glad you have a sense of humour.


From: M
Date: Jul 22, 2007 2:26 PM


ya me too so where are the rest of your pics hMm?


From: B
Date: Jul 22, 2007 8:43 PM


Hmm, you're already obligated to "love me forever". So you got any additional incentives to offer me in exchange for taking the time to scan in some more pics??

I'm kind of old school, and just recently got into facebook/myspace now that I'm starting grad school up in denton.


From: M'aimer pour qui je suis...
Date: Jul 23, 2007 7:33 PM


haha well i could love you forever from the computer but in honest to get any further ima need to at least see some pics silly


From: B
Date: Jul 23, 2007 5:57 PM


It would be ruinous if I posted my mug on here and a coworker discovered it. i'd never live down other's knowledge that I'm associated with such a scandalous site. Our cyberromance must remain secret, however we could always meet in person. I know of this great dark alley right behind my block. holla.

From: M
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: if you know...
Body: well, against my better judgement, i feel for some reason i must trust you and your chest picture ... lol.... the back alley does seem best for this situation and i agree completely. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] just when?

[Spechel EDD]

no

[ghostface]

shes 36 and has 5 kids

[Jon1000]

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shes 36 and has 5 kids

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so?

[Sweet James]

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shes 36 and has 5 kids

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Okay, I still want to smash it though. What should my next reply be in our conversation. I figure the silly humour has run it's course and I need to get serious with her about dating -- maybe I need to say something suggestive...?

[bmwguy525]

oh man, I love titties so.....

[bawcerelli]

yeah bro, gametime is up, be more straightforward and ask her out somewhere. she'll be comfortable with a very public place, i've have good success with malls.

as for a linecheck, i like how you played it thus far. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[edfurlong]

She spells like a foreigner.

Edit: YOU SPELL LIKE A FOREIGNER!

[bmwguy525]

bad boob job

[T.J. Combo]

That chick is insanely pale and has grey hair. She is almost definately a zombie or a dracula. DO NOT go meet her in an alley