Confessions of an Online Multi Accounter (part 1)

[CamusEatsSumTum]

I am writting the following trusting that the moderators and the 2+2 staff will conceal my identity. I no longer have any funds online, so I have less at risk then others.

The reason why I am creating a new thread is because I feel that this information is original and deserves its own space, as I will go into details about so-called cheating. I am a 35 year old pro poker player. Call me David.

Let me start by saying, as many other very smart posters have alluded to, there is no reason why Party should steal $100K from ZJ. The crime doesnt fit the punishment. First of all, he has already apologized to the internet community and secondly, he is a model poker player and ambassador of the game, and thirdly, he has already stated clearly that whenever he was situated at the same table that he opened several SNG's to take away any advantage. Did he gain a little EV? Yes he did? Is that a bad thing?

We got that out of the way.

I currently have 28 accounts at Party Poker. My standard practice is to enter 10 at a time into each large tournament. I do not know what the hell ZJ is talking about "clicking the icon rapidly". I use special hacking clinet software another 2+2er created.

What I do, is create fake names, and fund the accounts with a money order. then when i cash out, i cash the party check at a check cashier with a fake drivers license. there is no record of who i am, and no taxes to be made. Like Keyser Soza in Usual Suspects. This is common setup in my crew. ((ZJ is not apart of my crew))

Ive sat in a few cash games with multiple accounts, but i did not collide. I believe ZJ when he says that he doesnt collide either. Often, there just arent enough tables to sit at, and you end up with a few accounts on the same table. If you tried to collide, you would be an IDIOT. People would easily catch on, and report you, and you would lose 100K.

I was probably the one who turned ZJ onto multi accounting. When I met him, he was a young, good looking 18 year old kid. I noticed him at a live tourney in the caribbean. He had alot of skills and a cute personality. I took him aside and I bought the kid a cocktail and we discuessed poker for hours. Totally connecting. We kept drinking which led to a wild night of sex!

(to be continued)

[A_C_Slater]

"I am a 35 year old pro poker player. Call me David."

Really? I thought you were the kid that dropped out of high school to turn pro.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...part=1&vc=1

[KaneKungFu123]

most likely he shares 2+2 accounts with other people.

[jokerthief]

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We kept drinking which led to a wild night of sex!

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What a minute? Is ZJ gay? If he isn't then I think we can narrow down who this is considerably.

[egocidal]

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When I met him, he was a young, good looking 18 year old kid. ..... He had alot of skills and a cute personality. ...... We kept drinking which led to a wild night of sex!


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Que? I automatically assume all 2p2ers are guys until proven otherwise. And if it was a joke, it was the worst transition from serious story to joke ever.

[SoulPower]

I have a new favorite poster. How's the charity coming?

[Ribsauce]

hahahahaha voted 5


I think this thread went above everyone's head.

[mike28]

oh hassan

[Adjutor]

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hahahahaha voted 5

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[iggy]

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oh hassan

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oh cross-forums catchphrasery...