beat: David Beckham

[yeotaJMU]

wtf i watched that whole game i hate soccer he didnt even do anything crazy wtffff. discuss.

[rothko]

lol, he's old, yo. not as good as he used to be.

[Karak567]

he's old, washed up and is not "the best ever" as they like to label him

neeeext

ps huge discussion on this in the sporting events forum

[mbillie1]

From Wiki:

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Soccer ("football" in most of the world outside of the United States) is a complicated game in which both sides attempt to bore the audience to sleep by not scoring. Additional points are awarded for womanly behavior including but not limited to: pretending to be hurt severely when you really just stubbed your toe, wearing your hair like a huge pussy, and being David Beckham. While soccer is incredibly popular in much of the world, it is clearly inferior to real sports like boxing and drunken boxing. Several respected statistical institutions have conducted surveys that revealed that the average soccer player has only one testicle and a significantly smaller penis than even the most poorly endowed Asian male. The only good thing to come out of soccer ever was when that dude headbutted that other dude and knocked his bitch ass down.

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[yeotaJMU]

LOL that makes me feel better about wasting my time with that [censored]

[mbillie1]

i'm pretty tempted to post that in the sporting events forum actually... lol

[RickAstleyFan]

How many times did they show his smokin' hot wife?

[NU Star]

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From Wiki:

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Soccer ("football" in most of the world outside of the United States) is a complicated game in which both sides attempt to bore the audience to sleep by not scoring. Additional points are awarded for womanly behavior including but not limited to: pretending to be hurt severely when you really just stubbed your toe, wearing your hair like a huge pussy, and being David Beckham. While soccer is incredibly popular in much of the world, it is clearly inferior to real sports like boxing and drunken boxing. Several respected statistical institutions have conducted surveys that revealed that the average soccer player has only one testicle and a significantly smaller penis than even the most poorly endowed Asian male. The only good thing to come out of soccer ever was when that dude headbutted that other dude and knocked his bitch ass down.

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This really sums my feelings up.

[yeotaJMU]

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How many times did they show his smokin' hot wife?

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a lot. however, she wore glasses the whole time. however, she was next eva longoria. +EV

[NeedATimeMachine]

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he's old, washed up and is not "the best ever" as they like to label him



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