brag: seriously badly pwned a "senior" student in my gay McDojo

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I'm the lowest ranking student in my new martial arts school. We did some boxing sparring today in class, so I teamed up with one of the senior students who is much bigger than me. It was LOL EMBARASSING for him. He hit me zero times in three minutes. I was just slipping, parrying, blocking, or keeping out of distance, and taking my shots as they appeared to me. Towards the end, I just said "screw this", and decide to turn up the heat on him. He jabs me (with very very predictable timing), and I duck under it and throw an overhand rear and follow up with a straight lead punch and then another cross. Beat: he got saved by the bell [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

It was pretty awesome. I knew what he was gonna do before he did it like every time. It was like he was moving in slow motion or something.

Cliffs notes: I rule.

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why do you go to a gay mcdojo? also if you beat the best guy it's time to find a new school

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why do you go to a gay mcdojo? also if you beat the best guy it's time to find a new school



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I go to 3 martial arts schools. Two of them teach me how to fight, and the third is just massive massive ego boost for me b/c everyone in the class sucks, including the intructors. LOL

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why do you go to a gay mcdojo? also if you beat the best guy it's time to find a new school



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I go to 3 martial arts schools. Two of them teach me how to fight, and the third is just massive massive ego boost for me b/c everyone in the class sucks, including the intructors. LOL

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you got issuse

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cf. my title DUH

[DannyOcean_]

snowball, i don't know your regiment but 3 schools is just flushing cash down the drain.

2 is ok i guess, if they have scheduling issues and you can afford two quality programs. But 3 is just silly.

[govman6767]

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why do you go to a gay mcdojo? also if you beat the best guy it's time to find a new school



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I go to 3 martial arts schools. Two of them teach me how to fight, and the third is just massive massive ego boost for me b/c everyone in the class sucks, including the intructors. LOL

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1) You post about being a ninja which leads me to believe your a 90lb computer nerd who could not beat up a rabbit.

2) You post about carrying a knife (I guess you feel badass)

3) Your posts suck worse than mine which is almost impossible.

4) You NEVER know what your talking about.

Result:

Your the king of BBV [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] holla

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They have me in their beginners class because I don't know all the exact techniques they teach. It's very formalistic nonsense. AFAIK, it takes like 18 months or something to get promoted. I'm probably quitting the school in another month or 2, so I won't ever find out, but I'm guessing (hoping) that the guys in their seniors class could murder me.

It was just really embarassing for the dude, because he had a good reach advantage on me, but couldn't use it worth a damn, because my timing, sense of distance, etc., were so much better than his.

[Blarg]

That's the kind of confidence and skill a good hands style can give you.