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Old 02-24-2006, 05:47 AM
EricW EricW is offline
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Default Nailing a girl you met from pokerstars?

Ok this is for real. So I was being an obnoxious jerk to two women at my table the other night. I then see one of them again tonight and I'm being a dick again. But this time around, I find out that she lives in eastern Canada but will be moving near me in a few weeks.

Her avatar is her face and it's pretty. We get to talking a bit and she gives me her msn. I get a load of pics of her and unfortunately, she's a bit chunky. Not obese, but definately chunky. The face is cute, but I'm not a fan of chunky. As well, she's 18 so that's a huge plus! (I'm 21)

So the thing is, should I choose to persue this any further? If not, I should just cut ties right away so I don't waste any time. However, I can't stand the chunkiness.

Give me your wisdom OOT!
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Old 02-24-2006, 05:50 AM
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Default Re: Nailing a girl you met from pokerstars?

I predict a shutout.

edit: who voted "no"? effing [censored]!
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Old 02-24-2006, 05:53 AM
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Default Re: Nailing a girl you met from pokerstars?

Well, it depends. If you look like a dick, you should nail her.

If not, well that's not my problem, you shouldn't even be looking for chicks on pokerstars in the first place anyway.
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Old 02-24-2006, 05:54 AM
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I pray to god that she is a 2+2 member. "god, please let this one dream come true, this would be the best trainwreck in history!"
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Old 02-24-2006, 05:55 AM
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so it was time for me to go to sleep 2 hours ago but then i drank a cup of black poison and now im fcuked. it sure tasted good though. i was just in pennsylvania this past weekend.
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Old 02-24-2006, 05:57 AM
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Default Re: Nailing a girl you met from pokerstars?

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I pray to god that she is a 2+2 member. "god, please let this one dream come true, this would be the best trainwreck in history!"

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Hopefully she is a devious one. Meets up with him, seduces him, ties him up and takes off. Pictures included offcourse.
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Old 02-24-2006, 05:58 AM
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Dude, bang her til shes in shape.

One time I played with a girl from my city on Absolute. Her avatar was not bad at all. I mean there was a chance she was 8+. So I get her AIM and we talk. In conversation she said that she worked at Steak N Shake. Me being the closet fat man I am, has been to every Steak N Shake in the city and never seen this chick. She then mentions she works at the one closest to me, which I used to go to once a week. I ask her name and she tells me and this bitch had waited on me like 2 days earlier. She was about 40 and hideous!! Needless to say we haven't talked since.
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Old 02-24-2006, 06:00 AM
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Default Re: Nailing a girl you met from pokerstars?

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Well, it depends. If you look like a dick, you should nail her.

If not, well that's not my problem, you shouldn't even be looking for chicks on pokerstars in the first place anyway.

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I wasn't looking for a chick on pokerstars. I don't ever start convos with chicks who are at my table. I was just being a huge dick and they were really pissed off. For some reason, this chick was probably attracted to that which means she probably has low self esteem which further means she's easy.

I don't look like a dick and objectively, I'm a high 7 (at least). However, I have no game so that cancels everything out.
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Old 02-24-2006, 06:02 AM
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Pics please...
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Old 02-24-2006, 06:02 AM
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Pics please...

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