B & M Dealer Confessions Thread

[The Big Sleazy]

What's the worst mistake you ever made? Noticed or un noticed.

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I was still rather green, dealing 30/60 (our highest game, full of obnoxious snooty types), and I spread four cards on the flop. Twice. After that I got a new setup and learned to deal out the flop cards differently.

At my regular drunken crazy donkfest Monday nights, I once dealt out a flop using the other deck. Nobody noticed except for me after it was over. I elected to move on without saying anything (two players, short-stack all-in preflop, best hand won unimproved).

[The Big Sleazy]

i was a chip runner and when i had *** **** give me [censored] i would stand right behind them all night with my back turned lighting silent farts within inches of the're face all night long.

- please dont make me edit your posts, no cursing

[pocketpared]

Good thing it wasn't 2 black kings vs 2 black kings.

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Good thing it wasn't 2 black kings vs 2 black kings.

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Not sure how this is accomplished using the same deck for the entire deal.

[pocketpared]

I read this you dealt preflop from one deck, flop from the other:

"I once dealt out a flop using the other deck"

[Poshua]

Right. Since all the pocket cards were from the same deck, you couldn't have black kings vs. black kings. You could have a player with black kings in his hand and more black kings on the board.

[MasterShake]

I am not a dealer but saw the following yesterday at a local tourney...

Under the gun pushes, everyone folds except the player to all-ins right. She has is checking her hole cards, when the dealer starts to push the pot to all-in. He sees the pot coming his way and throws his hand into the muck. The dealer notices that she is still in the hand and instead pushes her the pot. Under the gun is pissed, but the dealer looks at him and says ,"you can't win without a hand". LOL

[RR]

I dealt the draw cards backwards in a 300-600 game between two well known players. They didn't notice.

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I dealt the draw cards backwards in a 300-600 game between two well known players. They didn't notice.

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yet another reason why I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] U!