v: potential inheritance from emotionally disturbed friend. help

[im a model]

background: im staying in vegas now with an american friend who rents a fairly crappy apartment. he always whines about crap and says he doesnt want to live for very long because of all this crap like having a small weiner or something (he used me and valterri's account a few times and made emo posts in other forums so i changed the password.) anyway, hes a nice guy and i asked if hes going to die anyway he might as well like borrow a bunch of money and then give it to me and then jump off the stratosphere or whatever so at least i can have a lot of money and go back to finland.

so anyway, what is the best way to make a lot of money for him to give to me?

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[Bullrun]

have him do a stunt for a crowd of thousands as well as millions on tv..........have it advertised as impossible....mass millions of dollars in advertising and admission monies....

whoops...he didnt clear the landing...

[im a model]

update: what if he sells a bunch of stuff on ebay that he doesnt actually have? will that work or is there some sort of countermeasure (i recently learned this word "countermeasure") against this? please advise.

[djoyce003]

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update: what if he sells a bunch of stuff on ebay that he doesnt actually have? will that work or is there some sort of countermeasure (i recently learned this word "countermeasure") against this? please advise.

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please go kill yourself too.

[ebepse]

bump

[AlienCorpse]

1) marry him
2) life insurance
3) bad scuba diving accident
4) profit