My friend doesn't understand the phrase: "don't s**t where you eat"

[superadvisor]

10:11:12 PM) <font color="blue">sir****ow:</font> I'm trying to bone this girl from work though.
(10:12:43 PM) <font color="blue">sir****ow:</font> Work at the restaurant. I went to some party where she was and flirted and got her number and whatnot. She faked last weekend. Hopefully she chills this time around.
(10:11:43 PM) <font color="red">bears****eal:</font>: People always say don't s**t where you eat but I think that'a a bunch of horse [censored]

(10:12:09 PM) <font color="blue">sir****ow:</font> Hahaha.
(10:12:15 PM) <font color="blue">sir****ow:</font> Dude, I have eaten while on the toilet.

(10:13:47 PM) <font color="red">bears****eal:</font>: haha, I mean like with women?
(10:13:58 PM) <font color="red">bears****eal:</font>: or are you leveling me

(10:14:14 PM) <font color="blue">sir****ow:</font> Wait.
(10:14:20 PM) <font color="blue">sir****ow:</font> Okay, I have literally eaten while [censored].
(10:14:27 PM) <font color="blue">sir****ow:</font> That's one statement.

(10:14:44 PM) <font color="blue">sir****ow:</font> The other one I don't quite get. There are a couple of ways that could go.
(10:14:49 PM) <font color="blue">sir****ow:</font> And I'm not sure which one you meant.

(10:14:53 PM) <font color="red">bears****eal:</font>: you said that in response to my statement about [censored] where you eat, which I didn't mean literally.

(10:15:01 PM) <font color="blue">sir****ow:</font> Yes
(10:15:04 PM) <font color="blue">sir****ow:</font> I meant that literally.
(10:15:11 PM) <font color="red">bears****eal:</font>: oh alright

(10:15:21 PM) <font color="blue">sir****ow:</font> However, I'm not sure exactly what that metaphor meant.

(10:15:24 PM) <font color="red">bears****eal:</font>: Cause I didn't know if you were pretending like you didn't realize I meant literally

(10:15:30 PM) <font color="blue">sir****ow:</font> Are you talking about eating pussy?

(10:15:34 PM) <font color="red">bears****eal:</font>: s**t where you eat, f**k women you work with

(10:15:39 PM) <font color="blue">sir****ow:</font> Oh, I see.

So what the hell OOT, he is a 23 year old guy and has never heard of the phrase “don’t s**t where you eat” he thought I literally meant you shouldn’t eat and poop at the same time.

How big of a nerd is my friend?

[mastr]

not as big as you for posting it on a forum to ask for our opinion, ldo

[drexah]

what an idiot

[superadvisor]

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not as big as you for posting it on a forum to ask for our opinion, ldo

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lame attempt, please don't troll serious threads

[BJLTNYK]

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So what the hell OOT

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F OOT

[nutshot2]

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So what the hell OOT

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F OOT

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...ue#Post11155678

[BJLTNYK]

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So what the hell OOT

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F OOT

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...ue#Post11155678

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I was lost yo I swear.

[superadvisor]

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So what the hell OOT

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...ue#Post11155678

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I was lost yo I swear.

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[Dudd]

A better question is, he works in a restaurant, not some corporate job, why not just bone her already?

[The Hag]

not a nerd as such, just mentally retarded.