The Clayton Theorem : Everyone Sucks, Here's How to Find Them

[Clayton]

For PokerStars: If villain's avatar is a family pet, an ugly baby, or one of the 3 stock photos that comes with micrisoft windows, villain is a fish

For FullTilt: If villlain's avatar is the surfer guy gesturing "yeah dude!", they are a tag fish. If their avatar is a shark, they are a nit fish.

For UltimateBet: If villain's avatar is a red chair, they are a fish.

For Live Poker: If villain is over the age of 34 or is wearing a single article of clothing that mentions poker, they are a fish.

Please add to the Clayton theorem to better identify means of identifying fish online and live through ways that are far less scientific than PokerTracker but are significantly more accurate. My logic is undeniable. Thank you.

[Nielsio]

Beat: have avatars turned off on FT. I can tell a ton from their usernames though. Very often something that is quite neat or slick, or has any kind of insider words in it (ship, tilt, busto, 0wn, etc), is a TAG.

[Mossberg]

well I remember when I used to play at Party, everyone who had a name ending in 111 or 222 or 234 or 666 or whatever (mostly 111 tbh), was pretty much GUARANTEED to be a fish.

[MyTurn2Raise]

hate to say it, but it was either John V or Ken Warren that pointed out those with 'golf' somehow involved in their name suck

he was right

[Clayton]

[Claunchy]

People who have names like HiStakesPro or Luv2RazeAA are fish.

Conversely, people who have names like CrazyAggroTard are TAGs, though some of them suck.

[bilbo-san]

People who have custom card protectors and play live are either:

1) degenerate gambling regulars
2) nitty "thinks he is a live pro" regulars

[Lordy]

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People who have names like HiStakesPro or Luv2RazeAA are fish.

Conversely, people who have names like CrazyAggroTard are TAGs, though some of them suck.

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lol my SN is ImACrazyLAG

[badkins6]

anyone who has a character from the simpsons as their avatar or has the name PotSmoker1970 or something like that is usually a fish.

[Symbolic]

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well I remember when I used to play at Party, everyone was pretty much GUARANTEED to be a fish.

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FYP

But seriously, I find people who have any punctuation or capital letters in their name to be a TAG. Also what Nielsio said is definately true as well.