Kid shats pants

Mr November · #1 07-10-2007, 03:40 AM

Was watching home run derby at friends house, along with the knicks summer league game.

Then we get a call about a party WITH BEER PONG!!!

We go, owner of the house (birthday - just turned 24) is sooooo wasted, and still downing beers. (standard)

Everyone leaves and a few of us are still playing beer pong.

Some kid runs into the garage where beer pong was being played, and yells the kid [censored] himself.

Some dude pushes the door open to where his room is which is connected to the garage, and the smell of [censored] just bursts into the garage.

A few people go in to check it out, [censored] is in the bathroom, on the kids floor and as he turns around to go back to his bed, it's on his shorts everywhere and on his bed.

Friend of mine opens garage door and starts to throw up right outside. This might have been the single funniest thing I've ever seen. This kid is prob not going to show his face for a few months.

T.J. Combo · #2 07-10-2007, 03:50 AM

How old is the kid?

Mr November · #3 07-10-2007, 03:58 AM

he just turned 24... i was f'n disgusted dude.. my friend start puking and i immediately called a cab... i was drunk and also close to puking and just wanted to get the [censored] out of this house... me and my friends stood outside until the cab came.. there were a few chics left that ran out of the house screaming

this kid is totally done and will never be able to live this down.... it was non stop laughter tho because i've never seen anything like this in my life... yeah i've seen people piss their pants or bed but never [censored] everywhere

vozzie · #4 07-10-2007, 06:43 AM

Obv, I must have missed the pics.

uauaEEE · #5 07-10-2007, 09:46 AM

I know I don't post here much, but I just wanted to tell you all that I am really high right now, and I feel like pooping myself. I want to see some hot girls pooping themselves and liking it! Send me some links to some good panty pooping sites where I can download pictures and movies. Thank you.

Mr November · #6 07-10-2007, 10:09 AM

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Obv, I must have missed the pics.

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got this sent to me on my phone

Banditgberg · #7 07-10-2007, 10:35 AM

gonna regret that in the morning!

DING-DONG YO · #8 07-10-2007, 10:41 AM

Don't throw stones, OP. This will happen to everyone at some point. Kid was probably sick.

Or on Alli

Mr November · #9 07-10-2007, 10:47 AM

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Don't throw stones, OP. This will happen to everyone at some point. Kid was probably sick.

Or on Alli

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Yeah sick because he kept on taking funnels after he threw up 3 times, it's his own fault. People piss themselves when they are wasted but I've never seen anyone [censored] themselves in my experience.

Salerosa · #10 07-10-2007, 10:50 AM

this kid was most likely within inches (or ounces rather) of alcohol poisoning