An Ode to My Favorite Fish - Blufn101....

[ikestoys]

You tell me that I am terrible...

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $5/$10
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $1297.50
Button: $1980
Hero: $6176
BB: $2362.75

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Button calls, Hero calls, BB checks.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($30, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $25</font>, BB folds, Button calls.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($80, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $100</font>, Button calls.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($280, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $300</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises all-in $1845</font>, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $3970
Button Shows Qs Jh

but we all know what is true...

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $6718
BB: $14832.50

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $90</font>, BB calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($180, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $135</font>, BB calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($450, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $400</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $1370</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $3200</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises all-in $14607.5</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero calls all-in $3293</font>.
Uncalled bets: $8114.5 returned to BB.

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($13436, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $13436)


Results:
Final pot: $13436
BB Shows Qs Kd
Hero Shows 4h 4s

You [censored] suck at poker...

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $5/$10
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $2090
UTG+1: $2648.75
CO: $1870.75
Hero: $2000
SB: $797
BB: $2683.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $35</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($75, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $65</font>, BB calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($205, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $175</font>, BB calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($555, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $550</font>, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $1655
Hero Shows Jh Js
BB Shows 3d 3c

and I got this because of you!

[ikestoys]

btw for those who don't know... that is a mazdaspeed3

[NFB]

good at poker bad at balling

[ikestoys]

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good at poker bad at balling

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tis the winter car, no need to get the nice car in the salt and snow

[The Velour Fog]

mmhmm, whats the summer car then?

[LuckySal]

wow u lost almost 60k to this so called fishhhhh

[catcher193]

wait, so you coolered him HU, granted marginal deepstack stack-off, but then you post a set over set hand where he lost the minimum?

[kkcountry]

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good at poker bad at balling

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tis the winter car, no need to get the nice car in the salt and snow

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QFT in high school i bought a sweet RX-7 but two michigan winters were hell on it. now i'll drive nothing but clunkers up here until i move or have the garage space for two cars.

[NFB]

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good at poker bad at balling

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tis the winter car, no need to get the nice car in the salt and snow

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what's the summer car? I'm just ripping btw I drive a Jeep Cherokee during winter and my mustang during summer as well..

[johnnyrocket]

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wait, so you coolered him HU, granted marginal deepstack stack-off, but then you post a set over set hand where he lost the minimum?

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yea i couldnt figure this one out either, he somehow got off cheap, i dont get how this shows he is bad