Mike Sexton & VVP Quotes

Jourdain · #1 07-09-2007, 05:20 AM

Oh boy, was watching a WPT event last night and I really missed Mike & VVP since I haven't watched WPT in a long time.

What are the best quotes from these guys? Sometimes these guys are hillarious:

After Hellmuth begins to steam: 'Right now he is hotter than a paris hilton video'

'He is looking for a full length mirror to talk to himself'

'Everyone folds to the GODfather of poker, Doyle Brunson'

'He has acey-deucey, the kiddies game'

Maliant · #2 07-09-2007, 05:23 AM

"If looks could kill we'd have a homicide on our hands"

Kurn, son of Mogh · #3 07-09-2007, 08:22 AM

"His chips stack's going up and down like Kirstie Alley's waistline."

im a model · #4 07-09-2007, 08:43 AM

i love whenever someone slowplays vvp does his whole, "oooh, look at this mike--hes diggin the whole, puttin the branches over it...."

TheCount212 · #5 07-10-2007, 06:55 PM

My favorite VVP quote is when someone was eagerly reaching for chips when the flop came with a pair, and everyone folded after the obvious raise with trips:
"Right now he's easier to read than Dr. Seuss."

TalkingDonkey · #6 07-10-2007, 07:18 PM

"He's happier than Jude Law at a nanny convention"