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My first BBV - Be nice eh?
So had a bunch of bad beats yada-yada go to a 1 dollar sng on stars to cool off and generally berate people. Berating people got boring after about 10 hands so I just decided to move all-in every hand. I thought what followed was funny. Cliffnotes at bottom.
PokerStars Game #10818595409: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/07 - 17:12:40 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button Seat 1: Satmanuel79 (2060 in chips) Seat 2: LuciferSix (1225 in chips) Seat 3: KELSTR (1505 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!!(1420 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (1445 in chips) Seat 6: edsonmaes (740 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1250 in chips) Seat 8: broale (2175 in chips) Seat 9: darro1970 (1680 in chips) HERO!!: posts small blind 15 bigfredy: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [3c 3s] edsonmaes: folds BigNuts234: folds broale: folds darro1970: folds Satmanuel79: calls 30 LuciferSix: folds KELSTR: folds HERO!!: raises 1390 to 1420 and is all-in bigfredy: folds Satmanuel79: folds HERO!! collected 90 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 90 | Rake 0 Seat 1: Satmanuel79 folded before Flop Seat 2: LuciferSix folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: KELSTR (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: HERO!! (small blind) collected (90) Seat 5: bigfredy (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 6: edsonmaes folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: BigNuts234 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: broale folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: darro1970 folded before Flop (didn't bet) PokerStars Game #10818602780: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/07 - 17:13:10 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 1: Satmanuel79 (2030 in chips) Seat 2: LuciferSix (1225 in chips) Seat 3: KELSTR (1505 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (1480 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (1415 in chips) Seat 6: edsonmaes (740 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1250 in chips) Seat 8: broale (2175 in chips) Seat 9: darro1970 (1680 in chips) bigfredy: posts small blind 15 edsonmaes: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [5c Qc] BigNuts234: folds broale: folds darro1970: calls 30 Satmanuel79: calls 30 LuciferSix: folds KELSTR: calls 30 HERO!!: raises 1450 to 1480 and is all-in bigfredy: folds edsonmaes: calls 710 and is all-in darro1970: folds Satmanuel79: folds KELSTR: folds *** FLOP *** [Kd Qd 8h] *** TURN *** [Kd Qd 8h] [4h] *** RIVER *** [Kd Qd 8h 4h] [Kc] *** SHOW DOWN *** edsonmaes: shows [9h Ac] (a pair of Kings) HERO!!: shows [5c Qc] (two pair, Kings and Queens) HERO!! collected 1585 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 1585 | Rake 0 Board [Kd Qd 8h 4h Kc] Seat 1: Satmanuel79 folded before Flop Seat 2: LuciferSix folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: KELSTR folded before Flop Seat 4: HERO!! (button) showed [5c Qc] and won (1585) with two pair, Kings and Queens Seat 5: bigfredy (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 6: edsonmaes (big blind) showed [9h Ac] and lost with a pair of Kings Seat 7: BigNuts234 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: broale folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: darro1970 folded before Flop PokerStars Game #10818612948: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/07 - 17:13:52 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 1: Satmanuel79 (2000 in chips) Seat 2: LuciferSix (1225 in chips) Seat 3: KELSTR (1475 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (2325 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (1400 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1250 in chips) Seat 8: broale (2175 in chips) Seat 9: darro1970 (1650 in chips) BigNuts234: posts small blind 15 broale: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [9c Jh] darro1970: calls 30 Satmanuel79: calls 30 LuciferSix: folds KELSTR: folds HERO!!: raises 2295 to 2325 and is all-in bigfredy: folds BigNuts234: folds broale: folds darro1970: folds Satmanuel79: folds HERO!! collected 135 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 135 | Rake 0 Seat 1: Satmanuel79 folded before Flop Seat 2: LuciferSix folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: KELSTR folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: HERO!! collected (135) Seat 5: bigfredy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 8: broale (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 9: darro1970 folded before Flop PokerStars Game #10818619357: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/07 - 17:14:18 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button Seat 1: Satmanuel79 (1970 in chips) Seat 2: LuciferSix (1225 in chips) Seat 3: KELSTR (1475 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (2430 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (1400 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1235 in chips) Seat 8: broale (2145 in chips) Seat 9: darro1970 (1620 in chips) broale: posts small blind 15 darro1970: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [5h 5d] Satmanuel79: calls 30 LuciferSix: folds KELSTR: calls 30 HERO!!: raises 2400 to 2430 and is all-in bigfredy: folds BigNuts234: folds broale: calls 2130 and is all-in darro1970: folds Satmanuel79: folds KELSTR: calls 1445 and is all-in *** FLOP *** [5c Ks 3c] HERO!! said, "gd call with a2 lol" *** TURN *** [5c Ks 3c] [6s] *** RIVER *** [5c Ks 3c 6s] [7s] *** SHOW DOWN *** broale: shows [2h Ac] (high card Ace) HERO!!: shows [5h 5d] (three of a kind, Fives) HERO!! collected 1340 from side pot KELSTR: shows [Th Td] (a pair of Tens) HERO!! said, "ship it ****as" HERO!! collected 4485 from main pot HERO!! said, "this is real pokah!" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 5825 Main pot 4485. Side pot 1340. | Rake 0 Board [5c Ks 3c 6s 7s] Seat 1: Satmanuel79 folded before Flop Seat 2: LuciferSix folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: KELSTR showed [Th Td] and lost with a pair of Tens Seat 4: HERO!! showed [5h 5d] and won (5825) with three of a kind, Fives Seat 5: bigfredy folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: broale (small blind) showed [2h Ac] and lost with high card Ace Seat 9: darro1970 (big blind) folded before Flop PokerStars Game #10818628718: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/07 - 17:14:57 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button Seat 1: Satmanuel79 (1940 in chips) Seat 2: LuciferSix (1225 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (6110 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (1400 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1235 in chips) Seat 9: darro1970 (1590 in chips) Satmanuel79: posts small blind 15 LuciferSix: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [6s Jc] HERO!!: raises 6080 to 6110 and is all-in bigfredy: folds BigNuts234: folds darro1970: folds Satmanuel79: folds LuciferSix: folds HERO!! collected 75 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand HERO!! said, "wait 30 mins to get it in with top set against a draw?" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 75 | Rake 0 Seat 1: Satmanuel79 (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 2: LuciferSix (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: HERO!! collected (75) Seat 5: bigfredy folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: BigNuts234 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: darro1970 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) PokerStars Game #10818634161: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/07 - 17:15:20 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: Satmanuel79 (1925 in chips) Seat 2: LuciferSix (1195 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (6155 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (1400 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1235 in chips) Seat 9: darro1970 (1590 in chips) LuciferSix: posts small blind 15 HERO!!: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [Th 3d] HERO!! said, "or Ak against AQ" bigfredy: folds HERO!! said, "only to get sucked out?" BigNuts234: folds darro1970: calls 30 Satmanuel79: calls 30 LuciferSix: folds HERO!!: raises 6125 to 6155 and is all-in darro1970: folds Satmanuel79: folds HERO!! said, "nah, all-in pre every hand kids" HERO!! said, "thats real skill" HERO!! collected 105 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 105 | Rake 0 Seat 1: Satmanuel79 (button) folded before Flop Seat 2: LuciferSix (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: HERO!! (big blind) collected (105) Seat 5: bigfredy folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: BigNuts234 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: darro1970 folded before Flop PokerStars Game #10818640461: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/07 - 17:15:46 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: Satmanuel79 (1895 in chips) Seat 2: LuciferSix (1180 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (6230 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (1400 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1235 in chips) Seat 9: darro1970 (1560 in chips) HERO!!: posts small blind 15 bigfredy: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [5h 8d] HERO!! said, "its in the pokerstars manual" BigNuts234: folds darro1970: calls 30 Satmanuel79: calls 30 LuciferSix: folds HERO!! said, "y still limping lol" HERO!!: raises 6200 to 6230 and is all-in bigfredy: calls 1370 and is all-in darro1970: folds Satmanuel79: folds HERO!! said, "dont you know whats gonna happen" *** FLOP *** [Kd Jh Td] *** TURN *** [Kd Jh Td] [7d] HERO!! said, "im live yo" *** RIVER *** [Kd Jh Td 7d] [9c] *** SHOW DOWN *** HERO!!: shows [5h 8d] (a straight, Seven to Jack) bigfredy: shows [Th Qh] (a straight, Nine to King) bigfredy collected 2860 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2860 | Rake 0 Board [Kd Jh Td 7d 9c] Seat 1: Satmanuel79 folded before Flop Seat 2: LuciferSix (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: HERO!! (small blind) showed [5h 8d] and lost with a straight, Seven to Jack Seat 5: bigfredy (big blind) showed [Th Qh] and won (2860) with a straight, Nine to King Seat 7: BigNuts234 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: darro1970 folded before Flop PokerStars Game #10818649845: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/07 - 17:16:24 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 1: Satmanuel79 (1865 in chips) Seat 2: LuciferSix (1180 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (4830 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2860 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1235 in chips) Seat 9: darro1970 (1530 in chips) bigfredy: posts small blind 15 BigNuts234: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [5h 2h] HERO!! said, "LOL I HAD A STRAUGHT" darro1970: calls 30 Satmanuel79: calls 30 LuciferSix: folds HERO!! said, "how you call with that hand!?" HERO!!: raises 4800 to 4830 and is all-in bigfredy: folds BigNuts234: folds darro1970: folds Satmanuel79: folds HERO!! said, "RIIIIIGED" HERO!! collected 135 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 135 | Rake 0 Seat 1: Satmanuel79 folded before Flop Seat 2: LuciferSix folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: HERO!! (button) collected (135) Seat 5: bigfredy (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 7: BigNuts234 (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 9: darro1970 folded before Flop PokerStars Game #10818656143: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/07 - 17:16:50 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 1: Satmanuel79 (1835 in chips) Seat 2: LuciferSix (1180 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (4935 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2845 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1205 in chips) Seat 9: darro1970 (1500 in chips) BigNuts234: posts small blind 15 darro1970: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [7c Ah] Satmanuel79: calls 30 LuciferSix: calls 30 HERO!!: raises 4905 to 4935 and is all-in bigfredy: folds BigNuts234: folds darro1970: folds Satmanuel79: folds LuciferSix: folds HERO!! collected 135 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand HERO!! said, "LOL HOW MANY TIMES YOU GONNA KEEP LIMP FOLDING" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 135 | Rake 0 Seat 1: Satmanuel79 folded before Flop Seat 2: LuciferSix folded before Flop Seat 4: HERO!! collected (135) Seat 5: bigfredy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 9: darro1970 (big blind) folded before Flop PokerStars Game #10818661491: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/07 - 17:17:12 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button Seat 1: Satmanuel79 (1805 in chips) Seat 2: LuciferSix (1150 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (5040 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2845 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1190 in chips) Seat 9: darro1970 (1470 in chips) darro1970: posts small blind 15 Satmanuel79: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [6c 4d] LuciferSix: folds HERO!! said, "WASTING CHIPS [censored]" HERO!!: raises 5010 to 5040 and is all-in bigfredy: folds BigNuts234: folds darro1970: calls 1455 and is all-in Satmanuel79: folds *** FLOP *** [5c 7d 3h] LuciferSix said, "nice language" HERO!! said, "I GOT THE NUTS" *** TURN *** [5c 7d 3h] [Ah] *** RIVER *** [5c 7d 3h Ah] [2c] *** SHOW DOWN *** darro1970: shows [As 5s] (two pair, Aces and Fives) HERO!!: shows [6c 4d] (a straight, Three to Seven) HERO!! collected 2970 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2970 | Rake 0 Board [5c 7d 3h Ah 2c] Seat 1: Satmanuel79 (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 2: LuciferSix folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: HERO!! showed [6c 4d] and won (2970) with a straight, Three to Seven Seat 5: bigfredy folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: darro1970 (small blind) showed [As 5s] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fives PokerStars Game #10818668981: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/07 - 17:17:43 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: Satmanuel79 (1775 in chips) Seat 2: LuciferSix (1150 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (6540 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2845 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1190 in chips) LuciferSix: posts small blind 15 HERO!!: posts big blind 30 HERO!! said, "DUDE I CAN SAY [censored]" *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [4h 4c] HERO!! said, "IM BLACK, ITS ALLOWED" bigfredy: folds BigNuts234: folds Satmanuel79: calls 30 LuciferSix: raises 1120 to 1150 and is all-in HERO!!: raises 5390 to 6540 and is all-in Satmanuel79: folds *** FLOP *** [9s Qc 3h] *** TURN *** [9s Qc 3h] [Ks] HERO!! said, "FOUR!" HERO!! said, "FOUR!" *** RIVER *** [9s Qc 3h Ks] [As] *** SHOW DOWN *** LuciferSix: shows [8h 8c] (a pair of Eights) HERO!!: shows [4h 4c] (a pair of Fours) LuciferSix collected 2330 from pot HERO!! said, "omg rigged!" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2330 | Rake 0 Board [9s Qc 3h Ks As] Seat 1: Satmanuel79 (button) folded before Flop Seat 2: LuciferSix (small blind) showed [8h 8c] and won (2330) with a pair of Eights Seat 4: HERO!! (big blind) showed [4h 4c] and lost with a pair of Fours Seat 5: bigfredy folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: BigNuts234 folded before Flop (didn't bet) PokerStars Game #10818676952: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/07 - 17:18:16 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: Satmanuel79 (1745 in chips) Seat 2: LuciferSix (2330 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (5390 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2845 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1190 in chips) HERO!!: posts small blind 15 bigfredy: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [8c 4d] BigNuts234: folds Satmanuel79: calls 30 LuciferSix: folds HERO!!: raises 5360 to 5390 and is all-in bigfredy: folds Satmanuel79: folds HERO!! collected 90 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand HERO!! said, "IM SO GOOD I KNEW I WAS BEHIND" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 90 | Rake 0 Seat 1: Satmanuel79 folded before Flop Seat 2: LuciferSix (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: HERO!! (small blind) collected (90) Seat 5: bigfredy (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 7: BigNuts234 folded before Flop (didn't bet) PokerStars Game #10818681496: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/07 - 17:18:34 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 1: Satmanuel79 (1715 in chips) Seat 2: LuciferSix (2330 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (5450 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2815 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1190 in chips) bigfredy: posts small blind 15 BigNuts234: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [5d Js] Satmanuel79: calls 30 LuciferSix: folds HERO!! said, "BUT I FIGURED THAT WAS GOOD" HERO!!: raises 5420 to 5450 and is all-in bigfredy: folds BigNuts234: folds Satmanuel79: calls 1685 and is all-in HERO!! said, "WORST TO FIRST" *** FLOP *** [8s 6h Qs] HERO!! said, "GD CALL" *** TURN *** [8s 6h Qs] [7c] *** RIVER *** [8s 6h Qs 7c] [6s] *** SHOW DOWN *** Satmanuel79: shows [9d 4d] (a pair of Sixes) HERO!!: shows [5d Js] (a pair of Sixes - Queen+Jack kicker) HERO!! collected 3475 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 3475 | Rake 0 Board [8s 6h Qs 7c 6s] Seat 1: Satmanuel79 showed [9d 4d] and lost with a pair of Sixes Seat 2: LuciferSix folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: HERO!! (button) showed [5d Js] and won (3475) with a pair of Sixes Seat 5: bigfredy (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 7: BigNuts234 (big blind) folded before Flop PokerStars Game #10818689156: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/07 - 17:19:06 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (2330 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (7210 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2800 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1160 in chips) BigNuts234: posts small blind 15 LuciferSix: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [9h 3h] HERO!! said, "WAIT AND WAIT AND CALL OFF WITH 94" HERO!!: raises 7180 to 7210 and is all-in bigfredy: folds BigNuts234: folds LuciferSix: folds HERO!! collected 75 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand HERO!! said, "THIS IS POKAH KIDS" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 75 | Rake 0 Seat 2: LuciferSix (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: HERO!! collected (75) Seat 5: bigfredy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (small blind) folded before Flop PokerStars Game #10818694092: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/07 - 17:19:26 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (2300 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (7255 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2800 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1145 in chips) LuciferSix: posts small blind 15 HERO!!: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [Kh 7s] bigfredy: folds BigNuts234: folds LuciferSix: folds HERO!! collected 30 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 30 | Rake 0 Seat 2: LuciferSix (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: HERO!!(big blind) collected (30) Seat 5: bigfredy folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) PokerStars Game #10818697760: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:19:42 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (2285 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (7270 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2800 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1145 in chips) HERO!!: posts small blind 25 bigfredy: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [Js 5h] BigNuts234: folds LuciferSix: folds HERO!!: raises 7220 to 7270 and is all-in bigfredy: folds HERO!! collected 100 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand HERO!! said, "CMON FEEL THE NOISE" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 100 | Rake 0 Seat 2: LuciferSix (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: HERO!! (small blind) collected (100) Seat 5: bigfredy (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 7: BigNuts234 folded before Flop (didn't bet) PokerStars Game #10818701113: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:19:56 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (2285 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (7320 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2750 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1145 in chips) bigfredy: posts small blind 25 BigNuts234: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [8c Ks] LuciferSix: folds HERO!! said, "GIRLS GRAB THE BOTS" HERO!!: raises 7270 to 7320 and is all-in bigfredy: folds BigNuts234: folds HERO!! collected 125 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand HERO!! said, "OR BOYS" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 125 | Rake 0 Seat 2: LuciferSix folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: HERO!!(button) collected (125) Seat 5: bigfredy (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 7: BigNuts234 (big blind) folded before Flop PokerStars Game #10818705093: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:20:12 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (2285 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (7395 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2725 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1095 in chips) BigNuts234: posts small blind 25 LuciferSix: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [Ac 5h] HERO!! said, "WHICHEVER YOU PREFER" HERO!!: raises 7345 to 7395 and is all-in bigfredy: folds BigNuts234: folds LuciferSix: folds HERO!! collected 125 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 125 | Rake 0 Seat 2: LuciferSix (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: HERO!! collected (125) Seat 5: bigfredy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (small blind) folded before Flop PokerStars Game #10818708498: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:20:26 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (2235 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (7470 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2725 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1070 in chips) LuciferSix: posts small blind 25 HERO!!: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [Tc 5d] bigfredy: folds BigNuts234: calls 50 LuciferSix: folds HERO!! said, "WOW YOU HAVENT LIMPED BEFORE" HERO!! said, "YOU WANT ME TO PUSH DONT YOU" HERO!! said, "I CAN FEEL IT IN MY UR..." HERO!! said, "HMMM" HERO!! said, "K FREE FLOP ONET TIME ONLY KIDS" HERO!!: checks *** FLOP *** [2h 8c 4s] HERO!!: checks BigNuts234: checks *** TURN *** [2h 8c 4s] [Jh] HERO!!: checks BigNuts234: checks *** RIVER *** [2h 8c 4s Jh] [7c] HERO!!: checks BigNuts234: checks *** SHOW DOWN *** HERO!!: shows [Tc 5d] (high card Jack) BigNuts234: shows [Kh Ad] (high card Ace) BigNuts234 collected 125 from pot HERO!! said, "SEE I KNOWS IT" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 125 | Rake 0 Board [2h 8c 4s Jh 7c] Seat 2: LuciferSix (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: HERO!! (big blind) showed [Tc 5d] and lost with high card Jack Seat 5: bigfredy folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (button) showed [Kh Ad] and won (125) with high card Ace PokerStars Game #10818723120: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:21:27 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (2210 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (7420 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2725 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1145 in chips) HERO!!: posts small blind 25 bigfredy: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to MHERO!! [Th 2c] HERO!! said, "I KNOWS IT KIDS" BigNuts234: folds LuciferSix: folds HERO!! said, "YOU CANT TARP ME" HERO!!: raises 7370 to 7420 and is all-in bigfredy: folds HERO!! said, "AH!" HERO!! collected 100 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand HERO!! said, "A TARP!" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 100 | Rake 0 Seat 2: LuciferSix (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: HERO!! (small blind) collected (100) Seat 5: bigfredy (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 7: BigNuts234 folded before Flop (didn't bet) PokerStars Game #10818726894: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:21:43 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (2210 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (7470 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2675 in chips) Seat 7: BigNuts234 (1145 in chips) bigfredy: posts small blind 25 BigNuts234: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [Th Kd] LuciferSix: folds HERO!! said, "GOD I DIDNT SEE THAT COMING" HERO!!: raises 7420 to 7470 and is all-in bigfredy: folds BigNuts234: calls 1095 and is all-in *** FLOP *** [9h 2c 2d] HERO!! said, "10 IS COMING" *** TURN *** [9h 2c 2d] [9c] *** RIVER *** [9h 2c 2d 9c] [Tc] *** SHOW DOWN *** BigNuts234: shows [Kh Qh] (two pair, Nines and Deuces) HERO!!: shows [Th Kd] (two pair, Tens and Nines) HERO!! said, "BOOYAH" HERO!! collected 2315 from pot HERO!! said, "POKER KIDS" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2315 | Rake 0 Board [9h 2c 2d 9c Tc] Seat 2: LuciferSix folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: HERO!! (button) showed [Th Kd] and won (2315) with two pair, Tens and Nines Seat 5: bigfredy (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 7: BigNuts234 (big blind) showed [Kh Qh] and lost with two pair, Nines and Deuces PokerStars Game #10818732980: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:22:08 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (2210 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (8640 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2650 in chips) LuciferSix: posts small blind 25 HERO!!: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [6h 2d] bigfredy: folds LuciferSix: folds HERO!! collected 50 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand HERO!! said, "I GOT YOU IN THE MONEY YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 50 | Rake 0 Seat 2: LuciferSix (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: HERO!! (big blind) collected (50) Seat 5: bigfredy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) PokerStars Game #10818735468: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:22:18 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (2185 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (8665 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2650 in chips) HERO!!: posts small blind 25 bigfredy: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [4h 3h] LuciferSix: folds HERO!!: raises 8615 to 8665 and is all-in bigfredy: folds HERO!! collected 100 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand LuciferSix said, "thanks" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 100 | Rake 0 Seat 2: LuciferSix (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: HERO!! (small blind) collected (100) Seat 5: bigfredy (big blind) folded before Flop PokerStars Game #10818738283: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:22:30 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (2185 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (8715 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2600 in chips) bigfredy: posts small blind 25 LuciferSix: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [3s 3c] HERO!! said, "AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT TRAPPING ME" HERO!!: raises 8665 to 8715 and is all-in bigfredy: folds LuciferSix: folds LuciferSix said, "never" HERO!! collected 125 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 125 | Rake 0 Seat 2: LuciferSix (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: HERO!! (button) collected (125) Seat 5: bigfredy (small blind) folded before Flop PokerStars Game #10818741602: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:22:44 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (2135 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (8790 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2575 in chips) LuciferSix: posts small blind 25 HERO!!: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [6h 5c] bigfredy: calls 50 LuciferSix: folds HERO!! said, "OMG A TARP?" HERO!! said, "K ONE MORE FREE FLO" HERO!! said, "LAST TIME" HERO!!: checks *** FLOP *** [7h 9s Ac] HERO!!: checks bigfredy: checks *** TURN *** [7h 9s Ac] [4s] HERO!!: checks bigfredy: checks *** RIVER *** [7h 9s Ac 4s] [7s] HERO!!: checks bigfredy: checks *** SHOW DOWN *** HERO!!: shows [6h 5c] (a pair of Sevens) bigfredy: shows [Jd Qs] (a pair of Sevens - Ace+Queen kicker) bigfredy collected 125 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 125 | Rake 0 Board [7h 9s Ac 4s 7s] Seat 2: LuciferSix (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: HERO!! (big blind) showed [6h 5c] and lost with a pair of Sevens Seat 5: bigfredy (button) showed [Jd Qs] and won (125) with a pair of Sevens PokerStars Game #10818750719: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:23:21 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (2110 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (8740 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (2650 in chips) HERO!!: posts small blind 25 bigfredy: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [9d Jh] LuciferSix: folds HERO!! said, "LAST TIME" HERO!!: raises 8690 to 8740 and is all-in bigfredy: calls 2600 and is all-in *** FLOP *** [Ts 7c 4d] *** TURN *** [Ts 7c 4d] [4s] *** RIVER *** [Ts 7c 4d 4s] [Qc] HERO!! said, "8" *** SHOW DOWN *** HERO!!: shows [9d Jh] (a pair of Fours) bigfredy: shows [Qs As] (two pair, Queens and Fours) bigfredy collected 5300 from pot HERO!! said, "I HAVE A FOUR CARD STRAIGHT" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 5300 | Rake 0 Board [Ts 7c 4d 4s Qc] Seat 2: LuciferSix (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: HERO!! (small blind) showed [9d Jh] and lost with a pair of Fours Seat 5: bigfredy (big blind) showed [Qs As] and won (5300) with two pair, Queens and Fours PokerStars Game #10818756738: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:23:46 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (2110 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (6090 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (5300 in chips) bigfredy: posts small blind 25 LuciferSix: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [7d Qs] HERO!! said, "HOW COMES I LOSE?" HERO!!: raises 6040 to 6090 and is all-in bigfredy: folds LuciferSix: folds HERO!! collected 125 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 125 | Rake 0 Seat 2: LuciferSix (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: HERO!! (button) collected (125) Seat 5: bigfredy (small blind) folded before Flop PokerStars Game #10818760106: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:24:00 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (2060 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (6165 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (5275 in chips) LuciferSix: posts small blind 25 HERO!!: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [2h As] bigfredy: folds LuciferSix: folds HERO!! collected 50 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 50 | Rake 0 Seat 2: LuciferSix (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: HERO!! (big blind) collected (50) Seat 5: bigfredy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) PokerStars Game #10818762574: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:24:10 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (2035 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (6190 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (5275 in chips) HERO!!: posts small blind 25 bigfredy: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [3s 4h] LuciferSix: folds HERO!!: raises 6140 to 6190 and is all-in bigfredy: folds HERO!! collected 100 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 100 | Rake 0 Seat 2: LuciferSix (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: HERO!! (small blind) collected (100) Seat 5: bigfredy (big blind) folded before Flop PokerStars Game #10818765564: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:24:22 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (2035 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (6240 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (5225 in chips) bigfredy: posts small blind 25 LuciferSix: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [7s 4s] HERO!!: raises 6190 to 6240 and is all-in bigfredy: folds LuciferSix: folds HERO!! collected 125 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 125 | Rake 0 Seat 2: LuciferSix (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: HERO!! (button) collected (125) Seat 5: bigfredy (small blind) folded before Flop PokerStars Game #10818768456: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:24:35 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (1985 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (6315 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (5200 in chips) LuciferSix: posts small blind 25 HERO!!: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [2h 4h] bigfredy: folds LuciferSix: calls 25 HERO!!: checks *** FLOP *** [7c 2s Jh] LuciferSix: checks HERO!!: bets 100 LuciferSix: folds HERO!! collected 100 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand HERO!! said, "VALUE BETTAMENTS" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 100 | Rake 0 Board [7c 2s Jh] Seat 2: LuciferSix (small blind) folded on the Flop Seat 4: HERO!! (big blind) collected (100) Seat 5: bigfredy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) PokerStars Game #10818772854: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:24:53 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (1935 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (6365 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (5200 in chips) HERO!!: posts small blind 25 bigfredy: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [Ah Td] LuciferSix: folds HERO!!: raises 6315 to 6365 and is all-in bigfredy: folds HERO!! said, "WITH 85" HERO!! collected 100 from pot HERO!!: doesn't show hand HERO!! said, "IM THAT GOOD" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 100 | Rake 0 Seat 2: LuciferSix (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: HERO!! (small blind) collected (100) Seat 5: bigfredy (big blind) folded before Flop PokerStars Game #10818775912: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:25:06 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 2: LuciferSix (1935 in chips) Seat 4: HERO!! (6415 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (5150 in chips) bigfredy: posts small blind 25 LuciferSix: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [8s Js] HERO!!: raises 6365 to 6415 and is all-in bigfredy: folds LuciferSix: calls 1885 and is all-in *** FLOP *** [6h 7s 2d] HERO!! said, "8 BABY" *** TURN *** [6h 7s 2d] [9h] HERO!! said, "8" *** RIVER *** [6h 7s 2d 9h] [8h] *** SHOW DOWN *** LuciferSix: shows [Jh Ac] (high card Ace) HERO!!: shows [8s Js] (a pair of Eights) HERO!! said, "BOOYA" HERO!! collected 3895 from pot HERO!! said, "THATS POKAH" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 3895 | Rake 0 Board [6h 7s 2d 9h 8h] Seat 2: LuciferSix (big blind) showed [Jh Ac] and lost with high card Ace Seat 4: HERO!! (button) showed [8s Js] and won (3895) with a pair of Eights Seat 5: bigfredy (small blind) folded before Flop PokerStars Game #10818782487: Tournament #54839090, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/07 - 17:25:33 (ET) Table '54839090 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 4: HERO!! (8375 in chips) Seat 5: bigfredy (5125 in chips) bigfredy: posts small blind 25 HERO!!: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to HERO!! [Ks Kd] HERO!! said, "IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT GET OUT" bigfredy: calls 25 HERO!!: raises 8325 to 8375 and is all-in bigfredy: calls 5075 and is all-in HERO!! said, "GD CALL" *** FLOP *** [4d 7c 2s] *** TURN *** [4d 7c 2s] [Qd] *** RIVER *** [4d 7c 2s Qd] [Tc] *** SHOW DOWN *** HERO!!: shows [Ks Kd] (a pair of Kings) bigfredy: shows [Ad 9s] (high card Ace) HERO!! said, "BOOYAH" HERO!! collected 10250 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 10250 | Rake 0 Board [4d 7c 2s Qd Tc] Seat 4: HERO!! (big blind) showed [Ks Kd] and won (10250) with a pair of Kings Seat 5: bigfredy (button) (small blind) showed [Ad 9s] and lost with high card Ace BRAG: I WON A $1 SNG BRAG: MY PLAY WAS IMPECABLE BEAT: I SPENT FOREVER PASTING OUT MY NAME BEAT: WORST SATURDAY NIGHT EVER VARIANCE: SOME OF THE HANDS WERE QUITE FUNNY, BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW COS YOU DIDNT READ THEM DID YOU? BEAT: I FAIL COS I DIDN'T MOVE IN ON EVERY SINGLE HAND BEAT: NOBODY WILL FIND THIS AMUSING Ban? |
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Re: My first BBV - Be nice eh?
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Ban? [/ QUOTE ] if you want to, sure. I think theres an option to just delete your account though. Saves us work. |
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Re: My first BBV - Be nice eh?
BEAT: I SPENT FOREVER PASTING OUT MY NAME
BEAT: WORST SATURDAY NIGHT EVER [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Overall I liked the post. It didn't suck hard since it had just the right balance of boring non-bbv worthy stuff and self-bashing. Please to be analyzing your posts. |
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Re: My first BBV - Be nice eh?
hahah A+
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Re: My first BBV - Be nice eh?
lol @ you takin the whole sat. night to paste out your name
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Re: My first BBV - Be nice eh?
wow
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Re: My first BBV - Be nice eh?
Well it only took like 20 mins or so.
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Re: My first BBV - Be nice eh?
hand converter please...
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Re: My first BBV - Be nice eh?
I read the whole thing.
Don't regret it a bit. Solid A. Also, next time, just paste it into word and ctrl+f (find and replace, to automatically replace your SN with 'Hero') |
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Re: My first BBV - Be nice eh?
Rigged |
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