(another mspaint story) A Grim Reality, Pt: 1: A Starr is Born

BowToYourSensei · #1 07-07-2007, 01:19 PM

i realized that the most fun i've had on BBV was when i created my VegasNick mspaint anthology, and since i've got a lil bit of time to kill, i decided that i'll start a 2nd one about BBV's favorite enigma.

please to be presenting, a BTYS production, "A Grim Reality: The True Story of Grimstarr"

he was just mild-mannered james grimaldi. really just a child. a child who loved two things: wrestling and poker. but this child had a problem; he was undersized and continually getting picked on in both the virtual and real world.

grim needed something to change his life. something to make him powerful, something to make him feared. what grim needed...was a hero (if i were any good at embedding [censored], i would have an mp3 of "holding out for a hero" here, but since i'm not here's a vid replacement), when from the sky there arrived a savior...

james noticed no change in his body at all. after a night of interchangable weeping/beating off, he went to sleep a broken man.

but he awoke the next morning only to find that anderson's cream had in fact made him much, much bigger. grimstarr was born.

unfortunately, grimstarr hadn't taken into account some of the unfortunate side-effects that come with the use of anderson's magical cream. one of which he noticed when he kneeled down his massive frame so he could see the head of his which hadn't fit into the mirror....

...yes, his head had become gigantic.

grimstarr then decided it was time for the true test of the cream when he made his first ever cash deposit of $50 into Full Tilt Poker.

all was going well for grimm, he had ran the $50 up to $50,000. then, after a series of flips and robberies, he was back down to his last $2. which he promptly lost. this is when he discovered another unfortunate side-effect...Flakseed Rage.

and so grimstarr was busto, and in this results-oriented world of ours, he may be considered a failure, but grimstarr knew the truth. he had arrived. this was only the beginning.