Most recent and ridiculous IM conversation you had...

[firstyearclay]

Ez. Cut and paste the most recent and ridiculous conversation you had with someone via IM.

Mine:

The4aces: lets stay up all night
The4aces: and hard code it
firstyearclay: u wanna?
firstyearclay: Ill do it
The4aces: ok
The4aces: first we got to learn to code
firstyearclay: lol


fyc

[mason55]

[mbillie1]

mbillie1: dude wtf is your problem its not like i raw dogged it
xxzimjam11: im gonna [censored] kill you, thats my sister
mbillie1: yo whatever, its not my problem if she wants it
xxzimjam11: your dead
mbillie1: you're
xxzimjam11: DONT [censored] WITH ME MAN I WILL KILL YOU
mbillie1: w/e tell your sis ima blow on her face this weekend
xxzimjam11: ur serously so lucky u dont still live in town
mbillie1:

[Vyse]

woundedkneeeee (1:14:47 PM): Hey, Adam. I went to Las Vegas last weekend.
The Hero Loto (1:14:53 PM): Seriously?
woundedkneeeee (1:15:18 PM): Yeah, some Russian was buggin' me, so I beat the [censored] out of him. Within an inch of his life.
woundedkneeeee (1:15:29 PM): Turns out he was tied with the Russian mafia.
The Hero Loto (1:15:29 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Hero Loto (1:15:35 PM): Wow
woundedkneeeee (1:15:35 PM): Now I got a hit on my head...
The Hero Loto (1:15:37 PM): You had me going for a second
woundedkneeeee (1:15:54 PM): Adam, why am I such a crooked ass cop?

Kind of an inside joke: one time my friend and I got high and we quoted the entire [censored] movie, so we reference training day non-stop since.

[soapstar]

rory says:
you should see the dump i just took

Handsome Rob - says:
haha

Handsome Rob - says:
big?

rory sends:




Transfer of "2348773633_0.jpg" is complete.

Handsome Rob - says:
I can't believe you took a pic of your poop

Handsome Rob - says:
thats childs play

rory says:
why, it was definitely the biggest one ive had so far

rory says:
its sticking out of the dude water

Handsome Rob - says:
no softball bat girth, no care

rory says:
i dont know how you do it

rory says:
im only little

Handsome Rob - says:
and you said dude water

Handsome Rob - says:
hahahaha

rory says:
hahah

rory says:
i didnt even notice that

rory says:
but it was genius

Handsome Rob - says:
haha

Handsome Rob - says:
dude water

Handsome Rob - says:
I think I want to live there

rory says:
we should retire there

rory says:
Dudewater, Florida

Handsome Rob - says:
[censored] rights

rory says:
lol

[Mr_Donktastic]

a (11:47:19 PM): no problme but you better stay on top of the sheets
b(11:47:32 PM): i'll use hte wall
b (11:47:41 PM): or tha table
a (11:47:36 PM): god damn this is bringin back so many memories
a (11:47:53 PM): i [censored] a girl on my friends bed
a (11:48:02 PM): when i was 16
a (11:48:17 PM): and later than night he comes out screaming at me
a (11:48:29 PM): "You made a bust mark this long dude"
a (11:48:34 PM): it was like a foot long
a (11:48:38 PM): of my jizz
a (11:48:39 PM): hahahahahahha
b (11:48:47 PM): haha
b (11:48:48 PM): gross
b (11:48:57 PM): i woulda made you clean em
a(11:48:54 PM): i dont know how that happned
a (11:49:02 PM): i came inside her
b (11:49:09 PM): maybe it was her
b(11:49:12 PM): squirter

Edit: Yeah I know some weird people.