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Old 07-05-2007, 05:16 AM
Dan BRIGHT Dan BRIGHT is offline
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Default Need Help Starting Homegame...

Within the next month, I am moving to a brand new city. I intend to visit and make special friends with many strippers in this city.

I am curious about how I can get them involved in a strip poker game. I do not know the rules of strip poker, but it would be helpful if drinking were involved. Also, if at all possible, I would like to minimize my own consumption of alcohol, so to better control the situation around me.

Some forseable problems are that the strippers take the "stripping" aspect of the poker game too seriously, and miss out on the strategy behind the bets. It would be a shame if the game just turned into a maniacal donkfest with people getting stacked every hand.

Im wondering about the format of the game as well. Since I expect these women to be between the ages of 18-29, 7 card stud is out. Also, omaha will probably only cause problems due to the excess amount of handreading involved.

All-in-all, how will I convince them to take their clothes off from a mere game and engage in a massive orgy, while still maintaining the integrity of the poker facilitating it?
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:27 AM
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Default Re: Need Help Starting Homegame...

Isn't this the 25,000$ question?

I mean if we knew this who needs to know the meaning of life?
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Old 07-05-2007, 07:27 AM
H0neyM0nster H0neyM0nster is offline
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Default Re: Need Help Starting Homegame...

Tell me how to 'make special friends with many strippers' and I'll help you with the poker question.
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Old 07-05-2007, 08:48 AM
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Default Re: Need Help Starting Homegame...

start it out as a normal poker game, the stripping will come naturally for them.

other ideas are:
1. lots and lots of booze
2. turn up the heat to like 80 in ur apartment.
3. have 1 or two other guys help out and "play on their team" to help teach them- this will be the extent of the relationship between you and the girls.
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Old 07-05-2007, 10:19 AM
10K-in-Clay 10K-in-Clay is offline
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Default Re: Need Help Starting Homegame...

different regions of the country apply different strip poker rules...this is a well known fact. what city will theses games be taking place?
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:32 PM
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vancouver at my appartment likely.
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:58 PM
Grasshopp3r Grasshopp3r is offline
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Default Re: Need Help Starting Homegame...

Here is what you are looking for:

http://www.members.shaw.ca/jlh50/rai...lub/intro.html

3rd WEDNESDAY of the month, is our POKER/GAMES night. Also this is a Potluck so feel free to bring a small dish to share.
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Old 07-05-2007, 07:31 PM
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Default Re: Need Help Starting Homegame...

from what I have been told, in strip poker you play draw and everyone except the best hand has to take an article of clothing off. There is no betting and everyone goes to showdown
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Old 07-05-2007, 09:30 PM
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from what I have been told, in strip poker you play draw and everyone except the best hand has to take an article of clothing off. There is no betting and everyone goes to showdown

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This sounds like a high variance game. Is there any other way? I dont wanna stack off to some retard blond bimbo - that could be very embarassing
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Old 07-05-2007, 10:33 PM
10K-in-Clay 10K-in-Clay is offline
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beat: vancouver
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