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Old 02-23-2006, 03:17 AM
PokerBob PokerBob is offline
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Default So I play me one of them SNG\'s.....

....cuz i'm bored. It is $11 and NL. I don't know nothin' about no NL, but wtf, it's $11 and i'm bored. Some boring NL stuff happens and the blinds get to be 50/100 and i have 800 and i get 88 UTG and pop that [censored] up to 350 because I'm the new guy and I won't be pushed around. well, some douche has the nerve to call, and then some douce with like 900 goes all in and then some other douche goes all in and i'm like WTF but hey it's a) NL and b) $11 so i stuff my chips in there too and BANG there are 4 of us in there, 3 all in. the dude who has us all covered has QQ. some douche has AK, and the douche who had the nerve to just call my raise in the first place has TT. Flop comes xxx. turn x. river 8-ball daddy!!!! ship all that lettuce to this nigga.

so now the dude with TT is telling me how dumb i am and then i tell him to stfu because 88 is the nizzzzuuuuttttttssssss. he said he'd rather have AA but I tell him that is because he is a damn fool.

So anyway we get down to 4 handed and i can just smell 3rd place and that juicy $20 prize. I got me about 35% of the chips and Mr. TT douchebag has about the same. We got them other fools smoked. Then BANG, I get KmotherfuckingK in the BB. Mr.TT douchebag opens on the button for 4x the BB and types in "button raise". I laugh and stuff all my chips in cuz I got KmotherfuckingK. His broke ass calls and our cards turn up and that fool has 2 whores. HA!!!!!!!! WHORES aint no match for COWBOYZZZZ, foooool. Now daddy can taste that first prize of $50, cuz when he busts this fool he's gonna run right over them other chumps.

Flop:xAx
Turn: x
River: Q

NL is gay.
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Old 02-23-2006, 03:20 AM
Josh11 Josh11 is offline
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Default Re: So I play me one of them SNG\'s.....

Awesome.
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Old 02-23-2006, 03:23 AM
Xellos Xellos is offline
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Default Re: So I play me one of them SNG\'s.....

That's what you get for playing NL.
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Old 02-23-2006, 03:24 AM
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Default Re: So I play me one of them SNG\'s.....

11 dollars.. you are rich
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Old 02-23-2006, 03:27 AM
Jehaim Jehaim is offline
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Default Re: So I play me one of them SNG\'s.....

[quote Flop:xAx
Turn: x
River: Q


[/ QUOTE ]
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Why not flop: xxx ? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Old 02-23-2006, 03:28 AM
Adam D Adam D is offline
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Default Re: So I play me one of them SNG\'s.....

I give it an A+. Thoroughly entertaining throughout and I love stories that have unhappy endings.
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