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Old 07-01-2007, 06:08 AM
grando grando is offline
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Default Progressive BJ Jackpot

So me and my friend go to some sketchy indian casino hammered and decide to play some drunken BJ

he's a BJ fish who's pretty much BUSTO and he asks me what to do (stand, double, etc.)

he's betting $5/square and I'm varying it up (I'm kinda drunk so I don't remember how much) - regardless he bets a BJ and gets 7.50 back. I have like 50 down and get 18 vs. a 20 FU RIGGEDNESS

so next hand he puts a buck on the progressive - and proceeds to hit:

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when both me and the dealer have aces

well this nets my BUSTO friend 2k!!! drinks and food on him for the night!!

Variance: I lost 200 only

Beat: drove home drunk
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Old 07-01-2007, 06:11 AM
MaxRaises MaxRaises is offline
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Default Re: Progressive BJ Jackpot

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Beat: drove home drunk

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Die.
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Old 07-01-2007, 06:21 AM
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Default Re: Progressive BJ Jackpot

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Beat: drove home drunk

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Die.

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ugh obviously I didn't drive home drunk...I'm way too coherent for that
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Old 07-01-2007, 06:27 AM
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Default Re: Progressive BJ Jackpot

additional brag: as I'm taking a picture of the 4 aces:

floorperson: "are you taking a picture"
me: "um yeah my friend just won 2 grand"
floor: "you can't take pictures here"
me: "ok I'll delete it" (obviously not deleting it)

10 min later:

plain clothes guy: "hey can I see that pic you took?"
me (knowing the jig is up): "ugh they made me delete it those [censored]"
plain clothes guy: "good..."
me (inside my mind): "SHIP IT!!"

my friend was soooo pumped cause that's like 2 months salary for him

Subsidiary Brag: I have the best girlfriend ever!!!
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Old 07-01-2007, 06:47 AM
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Subsidiary Brag: I have the best girlfriend ever!!!

pic or useless
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Old 07-01-2007, 06:48 AM
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useless

she's a 7 in appearance, but a 10 to me

and 10 in everything else, except getting plowed

she's an 11 in that <font color="white">LOL "yeah I know" is gay</font>
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Old 07-01-2007, 06:51 AM
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Trip report plz.
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