B, B, or V?

[SNOWBALL]

I accidentally threw a bottle of my own urine at a fat mexican lady who was sitting on a bus bench. [censored] happens in drive-bys, ok?

[doubLe a tom]

minor variance, hudge brag.

[PattdownManiac]

SO you are racist?

[mbillie1]

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minor variance, hudge brag.

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[ZeuFreak]

Why do you throw bottle full of urine to PattDownManiac's mother?

[doubLe a tom]

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Why do you throw bottle full of urine to PattDownManiac's mother?

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lolololol

[SNOWBALL]

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SO you are racist?



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YEAH BUT ONLY BY ACCIDENT, OK?

[J.C. Gloves]

Poor bus bench... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[casey_brick]

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I accidentally threw a bottle of my own urine at a fat mexican lady who was sitting on a bus bench. [censored] happens in drive-bys, ok?

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beat you are a douchebag

[SNOWBALL]

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I accidentally threw a bottle of my own urine at a fat mexican lady who was sitting on a bus bench. [censored] happens in drive-bys, ok?



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beat you are a douchebag

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Ok so, I'm at the DMV and waiting for my ticket to get called, and the security guard comes up to me to tell me NO DRINKS ALLOWED. I run outside, drink my large coffee super-quick and then go back inside to wait. I have to pee really bad, but the men's bathroom is closed. I decide to tough it out, instead of losing my place in line.

I get called about 40 minutes later, and it takes me about ten minutes to finish my business with them. I get outside, and can't find an obvious place to use the bathroom so I get into my car and hit the road.

BAM EXTREME RUSH HOUR TRAFFICK
I piss in a bottle instead of wetting myself in the car. Then as I'm driving very slowly, I see a trash can on the street. So obv I roll down the passenger side window and chuck the bottle. It clears it's way over the trashcan and lands a few feet from this fat mexican lady.

I'm not really a douchebag or a racist, but I can see how one might misconstrue the facts. Like, last week I accidentally ran a red (I swear I didn't even see that it was a light) and almost ran over some black people. IT WAS DARK THEY WERE [censored] INVISIBLE. Some people might look at that and think "damn that guy is a homocidal racist, yo."

It's more complicated than that man. Cf. my title duh.