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New girlfriend: weird sex + pics
I've been dating my new girlfriend for 3 months now and in the last couple of weeks we started having sex.
It's a bit weird tho, cos every session, she kneels in front of me, calls me Holy Father and tells me she wants to offer me her supplications. From there, she unzips me, pulls out my [censored] and starts giving head but she stops unless I place my hands on top of her head and keep repeating "God bless you child" like a Catholic priest administering a blessing. Then she puts on this bright orange cotton top she owns, kneels on the bed and makes me blindfold her. I [censored] her doggystyle from behind and have to pretend I'm a US solider torturing one of his Guantanamo detainees, shouting "Why would you holiday in Afghanistan?" with every thrust, and she keeps yelling back "my [censored] family are there" til we both have a really hard orgasm. Is this normal? And a pic of my girl: |
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Re: New girlfriend: weird sex + pics
Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.
~Mike |
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Re: New girlfriend: weird sex + pics
Beat: She's a 3/10. If I could see the rest of her body, I'd find out she's fat, and she'd be a 1/10.
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Re: New girlfriend: weird sex + pics
lol. awesome.
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Re: New girlfriend: weird sex + pics
her sister??
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Re: New girlfriend: weird sex + pics
Wow.
SFO by your gf |
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Re: New girlfriend: weird sex + pics
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her sister?? [/ QUOTE ] Are you 100% sure thats a chick? I'd have to give 60/40 against at best.. That could be a dude.. ~Mike |
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Re: New girlfriend: weird sex + pics
made up me thinks
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Re: New girlfriend: weird sex + pics
she looks like a whore
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