2p2 i need all the help from users!!!

[barney gumble]

I'm not gonna lie, I have been a total degenerate in the past! I've blown massive bankrolls of 30k plus and 40k plus on stars and party that i grinded out from dirt. Now i'm in a hell hole b/c i got involved with home games that play pretty high (50/100 hose games, 30/60 holdem, etc). Now, i hit a brick wall and i need some kinda stake on stars. I am more than capable of turning a small stake into massive sums. And i'm willing to return 50% or more of my profits to whoever sends me funds. I have some hh saved from before but not a lot to prove im a solid player but with terrible discipline, but i'm learning from my mistakes. I currently have a shietty job paying me 8/hr, but that is not close to enough for me to pay all the money i owe (around 15k).

here i have good read on lizzboo which i played alot of hu with:
PokerStars Game #8308369128: Hold'em Limit ($30/$60) - 2007/02/06 - 13:01:09 (ET)
Table 'Oceana II' 10-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 6: LizzzBoo ($1689.50 in chips)
Seat 7: RunRabbitRun ($1467 in chips)
Seat 8: OrientalFish ($1170 in chips)
Seat 9: Custom02 ($828 in chips)
Seat 10: imajoke ($5043 in chips)
OrientalFish: posts small blind $15
Custom02: posts big blind $30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to imajoke [2d Ad]
imajoke: raises $30 to $60
LizzzBoo: raises $30 to $90
RunRabbitRun: folds
OrientalFish: folds
Custom02: folds
imajoke: calls $30
*** FLOP *** [9s 9d 8h]
imajoke: checks
LizzzBoo: bets $30
imajoke: calls $30
*** TURN *** [9s 9d 8h] [6s]
imajoke: checks
LizzzBoo: bets $60
imajoke: calls $60
*** RIVER *** [9s 9d 8h 6s] [3d]
imajoke: checks
LizzzBoo: bets $60
imajoke: calls $60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LizzzBoo: shows [Qh Jh] (a pair of Nines)
imajoke: shows [2d Ad] (a pair of Nines - Ace kicker)
imajoke collected $523 from pot
imajoke said, "i read u like a book dude"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $525 | Rake $2
Board [9s 9d 8h 6s 3d]
Seat 6: LizzzBoo showed [Qh Jh] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 7: RunRabbitRun (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: OrientalFish (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Custom02 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 10: imajoke showed [2d Ad] and won ($523) with a pair of Nines

heres another hand i found with same player:

PokerStars Game #8309130987: Hold'em Limit ($30/$60) - 2007/02/06 - 14:03:49 (ET)
Table 'Menelaus V' 10-max Seat #10 is the button
Seat 2: pacman3315 ($1206 in chips)
Seat 4: fshemingway ($5143.50 in chips)
Seat 6: LizzzBoo ($1397 in chips)
Seat 10: imajoke ($1873 in chips)
pacman3315: posts small blind $15
fshemingway: posts big blind $30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to imajoke [As 6h]
LizzzBoo: raises $30 to $60
imajoke: raises $30 to $90
pacman3315: folds
fshemingway: folds
LizzzBoo: calls $30
*** FLOP *** [5s 5h 4h]
LizzzBoo: checks
imajoke: bets $30
LizzzBoo: raises $30 to $60
imajoke: raises $30 to $90
LizzzBoo: calls $30
*** TURN *** [5s 5h 4h] [2c]
LizzzBoo: bets $60
imajoke: calls $60
*** RIVER *** [5s 5h 4h 2c] [Qs]
LizzzBoo: bets $60
imajoke: calls $60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LizzzBoo: shows [Jh 8h] (a pair of Fives)
imajoke: shows [As 6h] (a pair of Fives - Ace kicker)
imajoke collected $643 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $645 | Rake $2
Board [5s 5h 4h 2c Qs]
Seat 2: pacman3315 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: fshemingway (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: LizzzBoo showed [Jh 8h] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 10: imajoke (button) showed [As 6h] and won ($643) with a pair of Fives

i wish i could find some more hh from 100/200 or nl 25/50 but i was playing on other computers and at that time i didn't save the hh's to my file. oh heres some hh from a long time ago on party i found. Anyway i hope some1 on here understands my previous mistakes and is willing to stake me on stars for the time being, till i get back on my feet and start grinding out mid limit every day. my screename is XX on stars. Pm me for any kind of deals.


#Game No : 2607047178
***** Hand History for Game 2607047178 *****
$30/$60 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, August 27, 14:37:37 EDT 2005
Table Table 48784 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: tunatamer ( $1481 )
Seat 5: TbVentures ( $10488.92 )
Seat 6: whatitisYO31 ( $2592 )
Seat 7: wildandloose ( $911.50 )
Seat 8: RodTidwell ( $1513 )
Seat 9: Iluv2reload ( $1500 )
wildandloose posts small blind [$15].
RodTidwell posts big blind [$30].
** Dealing down cards **
tunatamer raises [$60].
TbVentures folds.
whatitisYO31 folds.
wildandloose folds.
RodTidwell calls [$30].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9d, Tc, 9c ]
RodTidwell checks.
tunatamer bets [$30].
RodTidwell calls [$30].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ah ]
RodTidwell bets [$60].
tunatamer calls [$60].
** Dealing River ** [ 5s ]
RodTidwell checks.
tunatamer checks.
RodTidwell shows [ Js, Kh ] a pair of nines.
tunatamer shows [ 3d, 3s ] two pairs, nines and threes.
tunatamer wins $313 from the main pot with two pairs, nines and threes.
Game #2607050695 starts.

#Game No : 2607050695
***** Hand History for Game 2607050695 *****
$30/$60 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, August 27, 14:38:23 EDT 2005
Table Table 48784 (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: tunatamer ( $1644 )
Seat 5: TbVentures ( $10488.92 )
Seat 6: whatitisYO31 ( $2592 )
Seat 7: wildandloose ( $896.50 )
Seat 8: RodTidwell ( $1363 )
Seat 9: Iluv2reload ( $1500 )
RodTidwell posts small blind [$15].
Iluv2reload posts big blind [$30].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Iluv2reload [ 4s 8d ]
tunatamer folds.
TbVentures raises [$60].
whatitisYO31 folds.
wildandloose folds.
RodTidwell folds.
Iluv2reload folds.
TbVentures does not show cards.
TbVentures wins $105
Game #2607052028 starts.

#Game No : 2607052028
***** Hand History for Game 2607052028 *****
$30/$60 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, August 27, 14:38:39 EDT 2005
Table Table 48784 (Real Money)
Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: tunatamer ( $1644 )
Seat 5: TbVentures ( $10533.92 )
Seat 6: whatitisYO31 ( $2592 )
Seat 7: wildandloose ( $896.50 )
Seat 8: RodTidwell ( $1348 )
Seat 9: Iluv2reload ( $1470 )
Iluv2reload posts small blind [$15].
tunatamer posts big blind [$30].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Iluv2reload [ Tc 6d ]
TbVentures raises [$60].
whatitisYO31 folds.
wildandloose folds.
RodTidwell calls [$60].
Iluv2reload folds.
tunatamer folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3h, Ad, 4s ]
TbVentures bets [$30].
RodTidwell calls [$30].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
TbVentures bets [$60].
RodTidwell calls [$60].
** Dealing River ** [ 5c ]
TbVentures bets [$60].
RodTidwell calls [$60].
TbVentures shows [ Kd, Jh ] a pair of threes.
RodTidwell shows [ Ac, 7s ] two pairs, aces and threes.
RodTidwell wins $462 from the main pot with two pairs, aces and threes.
Game #2607054087 starts.

#Game No : 2607054087
***** Hand History for Game 2607054087 *****
$30/$60 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, August 27, 14:39:07 EDT 2005
Table Table 48784 (Real Money)
Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: tunatamer ( $1614 )
Seat 5: TbVentures ( $10323.92 )
Seat 6: whatitisYO31 ( $2592 )
Seat 7: wildandloose ( $896.50 )
Seat 8: RodTidwell ( $1600 )
Seat 9: Iluv2reload ( $1455 )
tunatamer posts small blind [$15].
TbVentures posts big blind [$30].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Iluv2reload [ Js 7c ]
whatitisYO31 folds.
>You have options at Table 52179 Table!.
wildandloose folds.
RodTidwell raises [$60].
Iluv2reload folds.
tunatamer folds.
TbVentures calls [$30].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7h, 2h, 5h ]
>You have options at Table 52179 Table!.
TbVentures checks.
RodTidwell checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jh ]
>You have options at Table 52179 Table!.
TbVentures bets [$60].
RodTidwell folds.
TbVentures does not show cards.
TbVentures wins $192
Game #2607056520 starts.

#Game No : 2607056520
***** Hand History for Game 2607056520 *****
$30/$60 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, August 27, 14:39:39 EDT 2005
Table Table 48784 (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: tunatamer ( $1599 )
Seat 5: TbVentures ( $10395.92 )
Seat 6: whatitisYO31 ( $2592 )
Seat 7: wildandloose ( $896.50 )
Seat 8: RodTidwell ( $1540 )
Seat 9: Iluv2reload ( $1455 )
TbVentures posts small blind [$15].
whatitisYO31 posts big blind [$30].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Iluv2reload [ 8h 5h ]
wildandloose folds.
RodTidwell folds.
Iluv2reload raises [$60].
tunatamer folds.
TbVentures folds.
>You have options at Table 52179 Table!.
whatitisYO31 folds.
>You have options at Table 48766 Table!.
Iluv2reload does not show cards.
Iluv2reload wins $105
>You have options at Table 52179 Table!.
Game #2607058035 starts.

#Game No : 2607058035
***** Hand History for Game 2607058035 *****
$30/$60 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, August 27, 14:39:58 EDT 2005
Table Table 48784 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: tunatamer ( $1599 )

[illuminati]

imajoke said, "i read u like a book dude"

[Quagmyer]

and let the bashing begin

so if i send you 5 bucks and you turn it into 10k, i get 5k?

[LucidDream]

is this 100% no risk?

[tomdemaine]

1. Do you have a bag?
2. Do you need to poop?
3. ?????
4. Profit!

[barney gumble]

for sure quagmyer, if that was the deal, we need to come up with a certain amount when we split it 50/50. I hope somebody will take me seriously and actually stake me like $200-500. I'd start off either 4 tabling nl .10/25 or 1/2.... and id play real solid, cuz i got nuttin to do all summer, i work maybe 20 hrs aweek, thats it.

BTW what happened to my post, it cut off a lot of the HH i posted, there were a lot more interesting and educational hands posted...

[Flintoff]

Hand 1 was terrible. You got lucky. I stopped reading after that.

[hra146]

[ QUOTE ]
Hand 1 was terrible. You got lucky. I stopped reading after that.

[/ QUOTE ]

I wanted to stop reading after "Im not gonna lie", but then again, these threads usually turn out to be hillarious.

[barney gumble]

[ QUOTE ]
Hand 1 was terrible. You got lucky. I stopped reading after that.

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah okay but u proceeded to read the rest, btw, i called that dude down cuz we played hu for like 2 hrs before that, its not like i randomly call ppl down with ace hi nut low kicker

[Windforce]

imo wrong place to ask for staking