Beat: hit myself in the head with my golf ball (mspaint obv)

[yeotaJMU]

so today i was enjoying a leisurely game of golf when i hit an errant tee shot (standard). naturally the ball landed right next to the base of a tree which had very low foliage.


i grabbed a 7 iron and took an awkward stance and readied myself for the amazing punch shot which would leave me sitting nicely for an approach.


unfortunately, upon striking of my top flite xl distance, the ball magically came at a 45 degree angle and hit me directly in the center of the forehead. i went down and was like "ow [censored] lololol" as my friends were rofling. mostly this sucked because the ball only ricocheted like 10 yards off my head.


my head hurts but i played good enough to win the monies still. in fact, foolycooly is my bitch.


cliffnotes: playing golf, bad lie by tree, ball to forehead, still win monies.