Anyone in here ever taken a scientology "stress test"?

[goodsamaritan]

I'm kinda considering taking one for [censored] and giggles. I'm really curious to see how they try to convert me.

[PairTheBoard]

The stress test will determine that you need Life Repair. Life Repair is expensive but you cannot afford not to do it. Be prepared for one of the most high pressure sales pitches you will ever encounter. They will come at you in teams. Failing to see things their way is just proof that you need what they tell you you need. If you didn't need Life Repair so bad you would more easily see how much you need it anyway.

Good luck. Hope you make it back with your ingrams intact.

PairTheBoard

[SNOWBALL]

I can tell you right now that your body thetans are causing havok with your WR, amongst other things.

[Taraz]

Going into a Church of Scientology posing as a 'seeker' might be one of the most disturbing/hilarious things you'll ever do.

It inspired my first and only blog post: http://www.xanga.com/tarazlee

[m_the0ry]

Tip: At some point during the stress test 'reveal' that you are on ecstasy, PCP and LSD.

[luckyme]

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Failing to see things their way is just proof that you need what they tell you you need.

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Here in Arkansas they call it, "hardening your heart to god". If you can't 'see it', then you aren't keeping an open mind and your fixation on a scientific worldview has blinded you to the wonders of faith. or some such.

Scientology just seems so gimicky because it is so brazen, but the claims and techniques are tried and tested over the centuries. I rather enjoy Scientology because they've moved on from the snake and flood stuff of stone age mythologies.

luckyme

[btmagnetw]

this was the first thing i thought of doing since i saw the south park episode. we have a large scientology center right off of campus. never actually went through with it. TR if you do!

[Dan.]

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Going into a Church of Scientology posing as a 'seeker' might be one of the most disturbing/hilarious things you'll ever do.

It inspired my first and only blog post: http://www.xanga.com/tarazlee

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Good read.

[Arp220]

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I'm kinda considering taking one for [censored] and giggles. I'm really curious to see how they try to convert me.

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Please please please PLEASE end the answer to every question with "Hail Xenu!".

[revots33]

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Going into a Church of Scientology posing as a 'seeker' might be one of the most disturbing/hilarious things you'll ever do.

It inspired my first and only blog post: http://www.xanga.com/tarazlee

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Good read.

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Agreed, I enjoyed your blog post.