What would be your best non sexual brag ever?

[tomdemaine]

Sexing blonde 18 year old triplets who are all 10's is a given but what would be your biggest brag? Throwing a perfect game in game 7 of the world series? Bing the first person to walk on Mars? Having the fastest selling smooth jazz album of all time? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Grey]

I was top of my class when training to be a cryptologic linguist for the air force. Haven't really done jack since then.

[Lurker.]

becoming mod of germanbbv

Edit: hasnt happened yet, but it's inevitable.

world's tallest midget,
world's shortest giant,

I am the youngest least qualified person ever to be hired by the finance company i work for. 1000+ employees and all I do is browse 2+2 and world series updates

[NewTeaBag]

At the age of 25, I was a fully qualified Officer on one of these..


and did some serious truth scarier than fiction stuff on one of these...

[T.J. Combo]

Beat Mega Man 4 in an hour using only 2 extra men and no energy tanks.

Also, bowled a 260 once.

[billygrippo]

i broke into a vending machine and stole like a years worth of candy, gum and breath mints

[Mr November]

I'm high.

[MissT74]

Opened a business with $50 (literally!) that now has 3 employees and grosses 6 figures (low to medium 6 figures, but still!)

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[AWoodside]

Just graduated from Harvard with a degree in physics.