Hate poker? Me too. Here are some options:

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Internet Poker is obviously on the outs. I myself have lost thousands and can't imagine anyone else is doing any better.

Please sign my petition for new online gambooling sites involving:

Monopoly________(0.025 hands/hr.)
Scrabble_________(0.50 hands/hr.)
High Card________(4500 hands/hr.)
Click Races_______(19000 hands/hr.)
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Play testing still required (feel free to volunteer) for:

Euchre
Battleship
Masturbation Races

...other suggestions are welcome.

[grando]

lol click races

[btmagnetw]

i'm +EV against anyone who isn't a obvious scrabble fanatic and probably play near optimally in monopoly. don't get me started on masturbation races.

[Gobias Ind.]

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Internet Poker is obviously on the outs. I myself have lost thousands and can't imagine anyone else is doing any better.

Please sign my petition for new online gambooling sites involving:

Monopoly________(0.025 hands/hr.)
Scrabble_________(0.50 hands/hr.)
High Card________(4500 hands/hr.)
Click Races_______(19000 hands/hr.)
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Play testing still required (feel free to volunteer) for:

Euchre
Battleship
Masturbation Races

...other suggestions are welcome.

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B+

I LOL'd at Euchre and Masturbation Races, which are currently two of my favorite things to do during (and even not during) a downswing.

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FullTilt Masturbation Races - game# 1023336945
Table "Wax Candle" $50/$100 No Limit - 06/22/07 15:45 DST

RubbzIt111 is BUTTON in Seat 1 with ($12,304)
BrandiH is SMALL BLIND in Seat 2 with ($498,040)
HERO is BIG BLIND in Seat 3 with ($85)
ChiefChaffed is CO in Seat 4 with ($72,679)

DEALING Pr0n---
RubbzIt111 FOLDS
BrandiH RAISES $300 to $400
HERO is ALL IN for $85
ChiefChaffed FOLDS

DEALING Climax---
<no action this round>

DEALING Shame---
<no action this round>

SHOWDOWN---
BrandiH doesn't show
HERO shows STAINED MOUSE

HERO wins $160 from MAIN POT ($170 - $10 rake)

[TheWorm967]

^^^^^^^^^^LMFAO

[professormike]

I will be a professional high card player.

[React1oN]

haha

[yourface]

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I will be a professional high card player.

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take up hu lhe

[BaronVonAces]

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I will be a professional high card player.

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take up hu lhe

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very clever -- nh