Ask a Redneck thread.

[the crabs]

I live in Chicago but I spent every summer of my life in Minessota where I lived with my grandmother on a fishing resort.

I love fishing and I love going on hunts. I don't shoot the animals but sneaking through the woods in camo and holding a gun really gets my blood pumping.

I DO NOT EAT ROADKILL FOR DINNER.

I'm the city guy that dresses in camo shorts and a sleeveless shirt when I go out.

I own a truck.

I'm getting a tattoo of a bald eagle holding an American flag with my birthday on a banner on the flagpole on my forearm soon.

I own a few pairs of steeltoe boots.

I work at a liqour store.

If you have any questions on the lifestyle feel free to ask me. PLease keep the questions civil.

[diebitter]

Can you play the banjo?


Have you ever made a guy say 'WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH' like a squealing piggy?

Have you ever told a scared townie that he had purty lips?

[doubLe a tom]

how many times has you had teh sex with a member of your family?!

[Grey]

Do you really think Larry the Cable Guy is funny?

[rubbrband]

Have you ever been to NC, SC, or GA? They will show you how it is done. Do you sport the rebel flag?

[the crabs]

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Can you play the banjo?


Have you ever made a guy say 'WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH' like a squealing piggy?

Have you ever told a scared townie that he had purty lips?

[/ QUOTE ]

no

no

and no.

but a toursit did some on the resort asking for directions as I was hauling an 8 point buck out of the back of my truck. He walked away pretty fast.

[the crabs]

Double A Tom - None

Grey - Yes

Rubbrband - No and No

[Abones]

dude you are the worst redneck ever

[rubbrband]

From what I can tell a Chicago redneck and a Virginia redneck are two completely different things.

[Bullrun]

where in minny did you fish?

do you ever hear other chicago folks refer to minnesotans as hicks/inbreds if yes, how long til you kick their asses?