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Old 06-19-2007, 06:59 PM
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Game #4752638564: Hold'em NL (£0.50/£1) - 2007/06/19 - 23:47:18 (UK)
Table "Urquera" Seat 2 is the button.
Seat 1: Themerv (£63.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Herve1 (£80.16 in chips)
Seat 3: Xxhannahx (£20.48 in chips)
Seat 4: Linu20121 (£77.75 in chips)
Seat 5: Jayyyy (£75.68 in chips)
Seat 6: Mad_maz (£35 in chips)
Xxhannahx: posts small blind £0.50
Linu20121: posts big blind £1
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Themerv [A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
Jayyyy: folds
Mad_maz: raises to £5
Themerv: folds
Themerv times out
Herve1: calls £5
Xxhannahx: raises to £20.48 and is all-in
Linu20121: folds
Mad_maz: calls £15.48
Herve1: raises to £35.96
Mad_maz: is all-in £14.52
Returned uncalled bets £0.96 to Herve1
----- FLOP ----- [7 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
----- TURN ----- [7 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]][2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
----- RIVER ----- [7 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]][3 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Herve1: shows [K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] (A Pair of Nines, King high)
Xxhannahx: shows [Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] (Two Pairs, Queens and Nines, Seven high)
Mad_maz: shows [T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] (Two Pairs, Tens and Nines, Seven high)
Mad_maz collected £29.04 from Side pot #1
Xxhannahx collected £59.44 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot £91.48 Main pot £59.44 Side pot #1 £29.04 | Rake £3
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Old 06-19-2007, 07:03 PM
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what is that L sign? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Old 06-19-2007, 07:08 PM
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what is that L sign? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Play money, obv.
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Old 06-19-2007, 07:08 PM
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Old 06-19-2007, 07:08 PM
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Old 06-19-2007, 07:13 PM
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Old 06-19-2007, 07:15 PM
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Old 06-19-2007, 07:15 PM
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Old 06-20-2007, 10:46 AM
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what is that L sign? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Play money, obv.

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Old 06-20-2007, 11:46 AM
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