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Old 06-17-2007, 07:48 PM
blutarski blutarski is offline
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Default Calling out all you wanksters

Let's start us up a BBV freestyle. Feel free to pop sh!t here.


BBV'ers are beat
Coke fiends and ass hats
chattin about takin' their latest crap-crap
Hatin on Alba sayin' she ain't all that-that
When all they can pull are ghetto-rats with prison tats,
skanky ho-bitches with mad clap and ass fat.

Unnnnnhhhh... so many lyrics my head's gonna explode
Putting pencil to pad feels like shootin' a load.
I bust rhymes like Chris Hansen busts Ipot.
Take a seat over there, bitch, and eat my dick snot.

Who can keep BBV from goin' to pot?
Just draw a circle 'round me and call it the dope spot.
Posts so sick I should be in bed,
eatin' chicken soup while your mom gives me head.

Jump on my coattails, I'll carry this ish.
But don't meet me at the tables or I'll take your stack, fish.
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Old 06-17-2007, 08:01 PM
T-God T-God is offline
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Default Re: Calling out all you wanksters

HEY WASSUP BLU IM WHITE

Happy father's day if you are a dad. I dunno if you are or not.
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Old 06-17-2007, 08:03 PM
blutarski blutarski is offline
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I ams. Thanks. Same to you if you have offspring, or if you have strong suspicions that you may have unknown offspring in several states.
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Old 06-17-2007, 10:26 PM
schundler schundler is offline
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Default Re: Calling out all you wanksters

Blutarski sorry to say, but your rhymes are gaytastic
I murder you lyrically, and record it like i was green plastic
My mood is volatile like a grimstarr graph
I go slow and then fast like a [censored] in your ass
My whole rap is a brag, there are no beats
I will patronize you repeatedly, my man, chief

Something something, Rickroll
EricW smoking a pole
etc,etc
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Old 06-17-2007, 11:19 PM
ursine cotcher ursine cotcher is offline
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Default Re: Calling out all you wanksters

Being content to retort some content without thought
I'll grace your thread with one verse that you prob'ly don't wanna ignore
Dick snot? Ipot? Your kid? Dope spot?
Sounds like one part freestyle to 9 parts crack rock
You're sayin' "Jump on my coattails, I'll carry this ish."
How 'bout I rip out your entrails and grant you your last wish?
But now I've gotta go, sorry, not being funny,
I gotta make moneymoney make moneymoneymonehhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Old 06-17-2007, 11:50 PM
Parisian..Poker Parisian..Poker is offline
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Default Re: Calling out all you wanksters

this aint OOT but my rhymes come free
sh*ts crazy in da hood of BBV
so ghetto you'll never find david sklansky
so scared it explains why he sits while he pees.

i be sitting at the tables slowly clockin some g's
not even sweating that fool blutarski
sippin his soup while he's sitting in bed
to dumb to realize its his own mom givin him head

while grimstarr stays churrin them volatile graphs
3/4's of us hatin cause that playa got cash
but no worries here i'm scheming my plan
drove down to vegas in a rented van
bought my entry to the WSOP
when i get knocked out ill come str8 to BBV, beyotch.
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Old 06-17-2007, 11:57 PM
ipot ipot is offline
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sippin his soup while he's sitting in bed
to dumb to realize its his own mom givin him head

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ LOL
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Old 06-18-2007, 12:03 AM
Parisian..Poker Parisian..Poker is offline
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AMIRITE? Yes IAMRITE. Blutarski is a fool, no response. this is a bigger rap slaying than when eminem made that fool drop the mic in 8 mile. booya
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Old 06-18-2007, 12:03 AM
Teh1337zor Teh1337zor is offline
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Muckemsayuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Old 06-18-2007, 12:06 AM
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[ QUOTE ]
AMIRITE? Yes IAMRITE. Blutarski is a fool, no response. this is a bigger rap slaying than when eminem made that fool drop the mic in 8 mile. booya

[/ QUOTE ]

take a seat, it wasent that amazing yo
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