Word of Advice

[lyncks2002]

do NOT sit on a chair with one leg missing!
beat: i did
beat no 2: fell hard and hit my head on a table and was unconscious for a few minutes
beat no 3: got rushed to the hospital, on the road i was conscious but couldnt see with my right eye which [censored] freaked me out
brag: doctors said i was ok and got 3 days off at work to recover
brag no 2: nothing bad appeared on the xrays

variance: coworkers were freaked out and now everyone treats me like im some kind of king [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

anyone got some work accidents to share?