someone tell me what is standard here w/ strippers

[Bakes]

so i went to my first strip club tonight. oh yes, bakes is becoming a man, random flame, stake thread, etc. the stripper gives me her number. she is a fine asian that not only been grindin on me all night, we have had meaningful conversations. think the conversations taht evenkeal and uiowahottie had. she gives me her phone number when i am about to roll out. i'm pretty sure i asked for it, but it probably sounded a lot like "asinfrashnsaohsdlkj phone number casdjslk call u some time ;askldasinfrasin smash out btw)

Is said phone number a fake or real? I can def see it going both ways. Holy [censored] i am [censored] up rite now. opinions?

[jfish]

call it and tell her you love her.

[wazz]

[x] falling in love with a stripper
[x] asians
[ ] showering hoes with $
[ ] tl;dr
[x] strategy in bbv

6.5/10

[Bakes]

unless she's 100% deaf she prob heard that like 10 times already

[stephenNUTS]

Dialing it might be a good start?

What and how much were you drinking?

How much did you spend on those "meaningful" coversations in between her sets on stage every 1/2 hour?

Was she whispering "Bakes" in your ear by nights end?

and YES!

[Mrage]

[ QUOTE ]
[x] falling in love with a stripper
[x] asians
[ ] showering hoes with $
[ ] tl;dr
[x] strategy in bbv

6.5/10

[/ QUOTE ]A+

[Clayton]

ask grimstarr advice on this, he fell in love with a black stripper at PCA and ran back to get her number.

[Brad1970]

OP has anyone ever educated you on how these girls make their money? It's not just from the dancing on stage but from flirting/rubbing/whispering sweet nothings in your ear/etc to newbies like you. I'd bet my bankroll that she saw you coming a mile away.

Save yourself some trouble & don't get too attached. Call her if you like but don't be surprised if you get cold shouldered. If this does turn into something, are you OK with her choice of profession??

[Bakes]

[ QUOTE ]
Dialing it might be a good start?

What and how much were you drinking?

How much did you spend on those "meaningful" coversations in between her sets on stage every 1/2 hour?

Was she whispering "Bakes" in your ear by nights end?

and YES!

[/ QUOTE ]


lol nice of u to respond stephen (srsly tho). i was drinking vodka and red bull (thanks TJ) and prty coked out of my dome. I was just minding my own business near the stage when she walked up, gave me a lap dance, and then took me into the VIP room where i proceeded to blow about 1k. Fkn well worth it though.


She however was not whispering Bakes in my ear, as I introduce myself with my given first name to the ladies. Y'all degens can call me bakes but I can't have random ladies doin that.



Variance -

I was at the rio today playing 5/10 plo, and I took a lil break to sweat shaun deeb in the 2k event,. I mosey over to the rail (im prty stoned at this point) and grab a spot right by deeb's table. and [censored] phil hellmuth is right on the other side of the rail beratin some donk in usual hellmuthian fashion. the entire rail is laughin though and phil even has a smile on his face as he walks by me and into the crowd.

What is the WSOP without Phil Hellmuth?

[New2NL]

[ QUOTE ]
so i went to my first strip club tonight. oh yes, bakes is becoming a man, random flame, stake thread, etc. the stripper gives me her number. she is a fine asian that not only been grindin on me all night, we have had meaningful conversations. think the conversations taht evenkeal and uiowahottie had. she gives me her phone number when i am about to roll out. i'm pretty sure i asked for it, but it probably sounded a lot like "asinfrashnsaohsdlkj phone number casdjslk call u some time ;askldasinfrasin smash out btw)

Is said phone number a fake or real? I can def see it going both ways. Holy [censored] i am [censored] up rite now. opinions?

[/ QUOTE ]

LOLZ actually calling a stripper after!!!

Never do this, do you really want to date a stripper? Go find a real girl.

Only do the meaningfull talks and stuff with them to get free lapdances and or handjobs or sexytime