$1100 live SNG at Bellagio - Sick spot

[Pasterbator]

HAHAHAHA I COMPLETELY TRICKED YOU I NEVER PLAY POKER!!!


That said, im still drunk from last night and plan on starting up again soon.

- I fell in love with ANOTHER stripper.
- I only spent ~$500 at the strip club ($200 of that was a tip bc she was awesome.
- I lost at least $1200 flipping coins. WTF PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP ME!!
- Then i tried dealing PLO and RAZZ and STUD flips and misdealt 4-5 times in a row. Life is good.
- I lost a few hundo bowling while i was drunk off my ass. My bowling scorecard read like this...

9/ 9/ 9/ 2/ 5/ 9/ 9- 9/ 9- 9/9

[censored] BOWLING AND DALI FOR RUNNING BETTER THAN GOD AT PROP BETTING BOWLING.

[censored] BONES FOR DEALING MY LAST COINFLIP REALLY QUICKLY AND DEALING PERG FIRST EVEN THO I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET THE FIRST CARD AND THAT MADE ME LOSE ANOTHER $200 JDSFl skKLDSJ aslk

And yes, i decided to turn this into a trip report so i dont get banned.

[simonpoker]

convert your hand next time

[Pudge714]

I answered shovel.

[diditmyway]

paying for women...isnt that kinda sad~

[pergesu]

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paying for women...isnt that kinda sad~

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lol paster >>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>> you

[sence25]

paying for strip/sex or paying for shoes, what in hell is the difference.
ah wait, they go on your nerves all the time while buying clothes.

[ManChild]

The only person i know/have heard of getting aids/stds from buying shoes is AMT. I know more people than that who've gotten em from paying for sex

[sence25]

so basically, if you don't pay for sex, you can't get aids?
that's awesome news obv

[Dominic]

i was wondering where u disappeared at the strip club last night...now i know!

[bugstud]

for the record people

PA was at the strip club but i didnt see him bc i was getting my dong tasted

is completely true, and jman did get the golden handshake of the pa